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In a field of scottish cows, which one is on holiday ?

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The one with the wee calf.

(I did warn you ;-)

Anyway, after a week off myself thanks to the snow and ice I ventured out this morning for W7R2. Unfortunately I wasn't the only one to be enjoying a break - Laura had resigned from my iPhone and refused to come out to play which I only noticed as I was walking out the door, so I had to make do with Runkeeper and my own music - a taste of the future I suppose. I don't know what I did to upset her, but she's still refusing to talk to me ;-(

The paths were still a bit icy and the old railway line I use was too snowy to go as far as I'd have liked, but made it up in the park. Also noticed the Cheltenham parkrun setting up for their test event - starts in anger in 3 weeks time - just as I'll have hopefully graduated ;-) Just a pity it's at 0900 on a Saturday when I'd usually be on the golf course (no chance this week - there's still a foot of snow on the Cotswolds !)

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Well done on starting running again, maybe your jokes have scared Laura away ;-) You should give golf a miss sometimes and do the Parkrun, they are really good fun :-)

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alliecGraduate

I agree Parkruns are great it fun running with other people sometimes although I still take Laura along for the company

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Took me a while to figure the joke out - I thought it was something to do with calf muscles. Doh!

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