A Christmas Miracle

Up early on Christmas morning for a short run - 20minutes or so - and a quick dip in pouring rain.

Getting dressed afterwards I realised that my newish running leggings, bought with great reluctance and at great expense in a sale, seemed to have disappeared and been replaced with a pair of bog standard cotton ones. I had no choice but to put them. All the way home a fierce argument raged between my favoured Pollyannaish, glass-half-full self and her glass-half-empty evil twin, who sees the bad in everyone.

Evil Twin: Bah Humbug! Well, that’s ruined my Christmas.

Pollyanna: Don’t be silly - it must have been an innocent mistake – you’ll get them back.

ET: Nonsense. No one could have confused a pair of mud-splattered, lycra leggings for a clean pair of cotton ones.

PA: Just put a notice up in the changing room and I’m sure you’ll get them back.

ET: I will, don’t worry… ‘If you were swimming at 9am on Christmas morning and thoughtlessly… ’

PA: You can’t write that – it was a mistake - they’ll probably be as fed up as you are when they get home and find out what they’ve done.

The two of them slugged it out, while I watched fascinated. Thank God for the Cognitive Behavioural Therapy that let me observe them so coolly.

They were still at it as I peeled off the imposter leggings in my bedroom.

ET: Huh – I’m not even going to wash them before I return them. If I ever get to return them, that is.

PA: Hang on – they’re from M&S – haven’t you got a pair like that?

ET: So?

PA: Is it possible that in your haste to go running this morning you put on the wrong leggings?

A quick rifle through the pile of discarded clothes on the floor revealed a pair of mud-splattered lycra leggings.

Pollyanna (triumphantly). I told you nothing ever gets stolen at the Ladies Pond.

Evil Twin: Bah. Humbug!

Pollyanna: God bless us, one and all.

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  • Doh! Ed x

  • Exactly my thoughts.

  • what a fabulous blog, that had me in hysterics, thank you :-)

  • Glad to have raised a smile.

  • Hee-hee Londongirl - I loved that!

  • Thank you. Hope you all had a good Christmas and didn't lose you leggings.

  • Gah - the wrong trousers?? :-D Thanks for the giggle & glad it all turned out alright.

  • I think I could do with a pair of those Wallace and Gromit ones that do all the work for you.

  • Loved this! Thanks for making me laugh

    It's exactly the sort of thing I do!

    So glad your faith in the ladies pond was restored

  • Glad I'm not the only one - this running lark doesn't seem to do much for the brain cells.

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