Help! The Icecreampolice are catching up with me

[BaddieThePirate]

The Icecreampolice are tracking me down. Help! Any advice on how to run faster? (What do you mean eat less ice-cream? 😳)

[Couchpotato2 Graduate]

Hills, that might loose them!

[BaddieThePirate Graduate in reply to Couchpotato2]

I better get practicing then.

[UnfitNoMore Graduate]

You could book an ice cream van to be at your finish line until a given time, then you would need to get there before it drove off.

[BaddieThePirate Graduate in reply to UnfitNoMore]

Love that idea. Yes!

[UnfitNoMore Graduate in reply to BaddieThePirate]

Or I could let you know the next time the Mrs has one booked at her work, they usually park there for an hour.

[lexi6 Graduate]

Eating less ice cream is not, I repeat not the right answer. We have a choice here of two local ice cream vans who come a calling, one plays Greensleeves, the other plays Oh I do want to be by the seaside. Which one would make you run faster? Easy choice eh? 😂

[BaddieThePirate Graduate in reply to lexi6]

I agree. Eating less ice-cream is a drastic action.

[RunaroundSue]

So are you proposing 4 ice-creams per run? No wonder the ICP are after you

[Oldgirlruns Graduate]

Oh dear, what a dilemma BtP!

[CressidaB Graduate]

You could make them walk the plank 😊

[BaddieThePirate Graduate in reply to CressidaB]

Good idea. I’ve got a plank.

[CressidaB Graduate in reply to BaddieThePirate]

🤣

[Katnap Graduate]

Just say they're dairy free vegan versions and you're saving the planet actually!

[HeavyFoot Graduate]

Just hand yourself in, BTP. You are surrounded. Resistance is futile. What you need on a hot day is “a nice cup of tea”. 😱

[newbie-nick Graduate]

There is, of course, a very simple way of doing it - if they are around when you finish your run. Run in the depths of the night!! These scamps and rascals seem to prey on our vulnerabilities during the daylight hours, so hide under the cloak of night time darkness!My downfall - bacon butties and big mugs of tea after a day on the hills... all that fat and egg yolk dribbling down my chin... YUMMY!

Stay safe and well in this hot weather and enjoy your well-deserved cones.🍨🍦🍨🍦