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Well now. W5R3. Where men are bold and sheep are nervous. 20 minutes of putting one foot in front of the other for a very long time. Yes, I know I've done this before. Yes, my re-juvenated legs feel pretty good now. But on Tuesday I ran 5 minute intervals. It's a big jump. So yes, I'm a sheep and I'm nervous. I'll try for the 20 minutes, but any signs of discomfort and I'll stop and regroup. No competition, no race.

Not in Crawley today (hoorah); I'll miss the cracked pavements smeared in dog poo. Or maybe I won't. A bit of taxi-ing around first thing. My eldest has settled into her first week in a "proper" job and is excited about billing clients in 6-minute increments, plus 15p per photocopied sheet and £100 per letter. Bloody lawyers. I mention a bit of a sore shoulder blade to my poor wife who says that getting out and moving will do it good. Wise lawyers.

Up to Bedgebury. My old haunt. I know every step of my route and it's good to be home. A bit later than normal. Maybe I'll make new friends.

Blimey it's green. And there's a veritable forest of trees. Teched up and I start my walk up the hill. A smiley lady goes past with two bouncy dogs. We all say "Hello" for a while and sniff each other. Apart from the smiley lady. She doesn't sniff me. Maybe next time.

I've got my original playlist from May. When we got everyone on here who was doing W5 and we all pulled together and praised and cajoled and saw each other over the line. A post that broke records and was much more exciting than That Wedding. Happy times.

A bit of Bach to warm up. The closing chorus from BWV 198, courtesy of Philippe Herreweghe. Not as fast as Gardiner, but it's a jolly thing and I grin as the walk along. Laura tells me that I'm about to die of exhaustion and should have ensured my will is in order. Check. She counts me in and we're off and running.

The slow movement from Beethoven 7. Bruno Walter who paces it just so well. My feet do their thing. I keep an eye on my pace. Keep it nice and slow. Down a hill. Up a hill. The hill that caused me such grief a few months ago. It feels a bit hard but I dig in. Don't stop. You can do this. Keep moving your feet. The Beethoven absolutely works. I brush away a discreet tear and keep going. No-one around. Just me and trees and Ludwig.

Beethoven gives way to more Bach. The opening glorious bookend from the St Matthew Passion. Rene Jacobs in glorious SACD sound. The (terrible) French author Colette famously described Bach as "The Divine Sewing Machine". He starts up an engine and just lets it go. Glorious fantastic stuff. I keep going. The steady beat matched to my heart rate. Sort of. I think about performances I've sung in over the years. Raymond Leppard in Lincoln Cathedral under hot TV lights as a nipper. Having to sing it from memory (no scores please) with the brilliant and frightening JE Gardiner. Happy times.

Laura gives me another time check. 10 minutes in now. Am I tired? Maybe. But I'm not giving in and my legs feel okay. I can do this. Up to the Green Gate and make a right turn. A Bedgebury pickup truck slows down and the driver says "Hello" and waves. "Nice job, mate." Nice thought. Nice slow job anyway.

More gentle up and down inclines and a final puff uphill to my next right turn. The big bass aria from the end of the SMP, "Mache dich, mein Herze, rein". Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau at his youthful, honeyed, golden, peerless best. Everything beautiful and shaped and completely glorious.

I've had my 15 minute check. Now it's downhill to the finish. Through a clearing of coppiced fir trees. Trotting along, the smell of pine and DFD soothing me along. Does life ever get better than this?

And I'm done.

Laura says "Well done". I have a hanky (of course) so I can have a bit of a celebratory cry. Not the big emotional thing like the first time. But, yeah, a bit weepy. 20 mins is a big deal, whether it's your first time or whether it's trying to get back on track.

A suite of daft chipper Lully Ballet music cues in. "Stick Insect Music" as a lecturer of mine once described it. But it's oomphy and it swaggers. So I swagger too. I feel like a runner again. Trees and ferns say a virtual "Well done". So I swagger a bit more.

Job done. Nice and slow. Legs feel a bit tired. I'm more than a bit sweaty. The EJBs have nestled down and are having a bit of a snore in my pocket. All is well with the world. Week 5 revisited and put to bed.

Roll on W6 and 25 minutes. Time to put away the app now. Just me and my HRM and faffing with earbuds that fall out. And maybe some music that's a bit pacier. Only a bit tho. I'm still in rehab and next physio appointment tomorrow. But I'm feeling a whole helluva lot better now.

Bach and Beethoven got me through today in style. They're good blokes. And maybe they were looking out for me this morning. Hope so.

Happy running to everyone. Keep at it. It's great out there. xx

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LoungeLizaard profile image
LoungeLizaardGraduate

Yay!! 👏👏👏 well done mate. Great run!

You’re so back in the game now 👍👍

You’ll be on the bridge soon! ❤️

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sallensonGraduate in reply to LoungeLizaard

Yay!! Two of us variously broken eh? We'll get this sorted!!

Barneybeez profile image
BarneybeezGraduate

Bach, Beethoven? It was Michael Jackson, Ah Ha and a bit of Gallows Pole for good measure today.

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Barneybeez

Good for you!! Full on LZ day for me on Saturday. Normal service to be resumed asap :-)

Bandit14 profile image
Bandit14Graduate

What a fabulous heartfelt post - well done - think I might need to borrow the hanky😊x

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Bandit14

Felt good out there today. Not full-on "kissing the tarmac" (I did that the first time around lol) but proved I'm not completely broken any more. I'll catch you up soon enough xx

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HillsEverywhereGraduate

Well done !!

Also, you really have a way with words.

(And I love your music choices.)

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to HillsEverywhere

Cheers hon. Just me running around and humming and writing stuff down a bit :-)

Ang33333 profile image
Ang33333Graduate

Well done! So glad it's going well! 😁

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Ang33333

Me too babe. I thought I was irreparably broken. Apparently not. But I'm not pushing anything very hard for a while xx

misswobble profile image
misswobbleGraduate

😁 enjoyed your run report, as per 😁.

I was running to Led the other morning, after the night before’s German meal 🤢 Maybe Leadbelly would have been more appropriate 🤨

.... on that note, 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to misswobble

Back to LZ for me on Saturday. It's fun this stuff eh?

Dexy5 profile image
Dexy5Graduate

Good to see you back on the road again sallenson 🏃‍♂️🐕🍰

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Dexy5

Back where I belong, hon xx

HappyNoodle profile image
HappyNoodleGraduate

Well done to you! Sounds like a great run. See you on the Bridge in no time at all.

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to HappyNoodle

I'll be back there next week hopefully xx

HappyNoodle profile image
HappyNoodleGraduate in reply to sallenson

Excellent the more the merrier 😍 Will you be starting from the beginning or catching up to where you were before and continuing!

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Languid_LilGraduate

What a lovely post. So well-written. Thanks and happy running!

Lil x

PS - not a religious person but I found another appropriate bit of the SMP for you - "Befiel du deine Wege... Der allertreusten Pflege... Er will auch Wege Finden, Daß dein Fuß gehen kann. " - "Commit your path... to the most faithful caretaker... he will find ways for your feet to follow as well."

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Languid_Lil

It's chock full of good bits :-)

GoGo_JoJo profile image
GoGo_JoJoGraduate

Brilliant!! I almost had a little weep for you but the laughing at you sniffing the dog walker was still too fresh. 😉

So glad its all going to plan 👍😁

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to GoGo_JoJo

All chugging along nicely so far, hon. Fingers crossed eh?

telford_mike profile image
telford_mikeGraduate

Aaaaaand, you are back with the programme 🏃🏻‍♂️😀👏 Great stuff, and good luck with week 6!

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to telford_mike

And we're off to the races, Mike!!

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AlMorrAmbassadorGraduate

What a fantastic post from you Stephen, I am very happy to now know that you completed week 5, run 3 in 20 minutes without any problems regarding your legs apart from being a little sweaty. I like that warning post above saying stay away.

Love your music choice for running, nice to know you sang in Lincoln Cathedral with Raymond Leppard conducting with ("with the brilliant and frightening") John Elliot Gardener directing the choir, and on the television as well, wow. At the time your post came through to me I was listening at home to Brahms 2nd Symphony with the Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Marek Janowski, good for listening to at home but I don't think running to that music would be advisable. I bet you are now looking forward to the 25 minute run of week 6, you will just miss out run 1 and 2 of week 6 and go on to the 3rd run.

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to AlMorr

Cheers, Alan. Yup, it's straight to W6R3 for me.

Don't run to Brahms :-) Janowski's good tho!!

misswobble profile image
misswobbleGraduate

Ha ha. All this high falutin’ stuff. I was listening to Slade 😁☺️

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to misswobble

Lol. Status Quo are pretty good to run to as well. Not sure about The Sweet tho...

"Blockbustahhhhh...." :-)

AlMorr profile image
AlMorrAmbassadorGraduate in reply to misswobble

I remember the Group The Sweet from the 1970's, they had great hits like Blockbuster, Sweet Fanny Adams, Ballroom Blitz, Rebel Rouser and a really good hit for us runners called Fox on the Run, I still hear some of those being played on those 'Gold Oldie' radio stations from time to time.

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to AlMorr

It was a funny time... :-)

But then you were dressed as one of the Bay City Rollers, what with your kilt and a footie scarf around your wrist and stuff :-)

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AlMorrAmbassadorGraduate in reply to sallenson

It was a very funny time but although I liked the music of the Bay City Rollers and another group from Edinburgh area called Pilot, I never wore a kilt (except when I was 5 and at Sunday School) at that time and certainly never wore a footie scarf or shirt ever, I am not into football, I prefer to watch athletics or cycling on TV.

Hope your week 6, 25-minute run goes well for you. Once you do that run I would just miss the 28 minute one and go for week 9's 30-minute run, graduate part 2.

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misswobbleGraduate

I’ve seen Quo! My son thought it would be funny to get me and his dad standing right at the front 😁. Crikey, they don’t mess about. No wonder i have trouble with my ears.

I run to The Oriental. Terribly un-pc but the driving beat is perfect 💪🏃‍♀️

Love The Sweet! Ho chi kak I Oh oh oh co co 😁🎶🎵

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to misswobble

Did you wear the obligatory denim waistcoat? :-)

misswobble profile image
misswobbleGraduate in reply to sallenson

I had a denim halter neck top in the 70’s 😁

_SimonT_ profile image
_SimonT_Graduate

Fantastic Stephen! ‘Classic Sallenson’ I’d say! And really back on track now. Good memories that when we had run 20 mins we all thought the program was possible. Congratulations! Surely the physiological will be pleased with you.

I didn’t you you are in a family full of lawyers - I wonder if you can help - I’ve had an accident at work and wondered if I can claim compensation on a no win / no fee basis? The accident was I became a teacher - please help! 😂

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to _SimonT_

Just think of that final salary pension :-)

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mountaindreamerGraduate

Brilliant! Sounds like niggles are banished and you’re fully back in action again now, Stephen! Well done on the big 20, and good luck with Physio tomorrow. (Will be disappointed if Andrew doesn’t give you a 10!) 😃😃🏃‍♂️❤️

(Give the EJBs a gentle kick from me and tell them they’re going to need to stay awake for longer... 😂)

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sallensonGraduate in reply to mountaindreamer

Cheers, hon. I'll let you know what Andrew says tomorrow. Feeling a lot better now, but have an un-related ache between my shoulder blades caused by inadequate chairs in Crawley and probably sleeping funny. These old tired bodies eh? :-

Myrar profile image
MyrarGraduate

Great post Steven ..So happy for you ...We live again ...Running free ..Keep safe ..All the best with your runs ,😊😊

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Myrar

There is life beyond the IC!! I can still see the couch, but it seems to be retreating in search of new victims....

Jell6 profile image
Jell6Graduate

You are steaming through this, well done 🙂

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Jell6

I thought I might be pushing it going from W4R3 to W5R3, but so far so good. Hopefully put the programme to bed early next week!!

Crittermad profile image
CrittermadGraduate

Well done! 👊 It’s an emotional milestone that one, onward and upwards - hope physio goes well - I put a couple LZ on my 160bpm playlist- they push you along 😀

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Crittermad

Wall to wall LZ for me tomorrow!!

_SimonT_ profile image
_SimonT_Graduate

It’s all I ever think about 🤦🏻‍♂️

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to _SimonT_

Chat to Tasha99 ! She'll make you think about running... :-)

Tasha99 profile image
Tasha99Graduate in reply to sallenson

It’s not even funny 🤪

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Tasha99

U iz guru, babe xxx

Jell6 profile image
Jell6Graduate

😶 I'm just out to finish week 1, can't seem to make myself skip sections, maybe in a week or 2, I told myself no pressure.

I'll keep watching your progress 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Jell6

That sounds good. Given that The Divine Andrew wanted me out and running again and I'd only had a few weeks of IC I reckoned that doing one run from each week (at least the early ones) was okay. But if I'd been any longer or hadn't had Andrew I'd be doing it a little step at a time. But I'll see how it goes. In my head I've got W6 tomoz (25mins), W8 on Monday (28mins) and W9 on Wednesday (the Big 30).

I'll see what that looks like and if I can do 30, what the distance is and then apply the 10% Rule for distance on a week-by-week basis.

Unless Andrew tells me something different today.

Keep running around, eh? We'll get there babe xxxx

Jell6 profile image
Jell6Graduate

We will. I'll swap your athletic sheen for my monsoon mist!! the heavens opened, and I am like the proverbial drowned rat🐭.

Rain containing running list incoming 😶

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Jell6

Cool and sunny here!! I've not had any rainy runs yet. That's a scary thought.

Hope Weather Girls make your list!!

Jell6 profile image
Jell6Graduate

Weather Girls, Eruption, I'm sure there are plenty.

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Jell6

Don't Rain on My Parade;

Fire and Rain;

Rainy Day Woman;

Crying in the Rain;

Here Comes the Rain Again;

Fool in the Rain;

Hard Rain's Gonna Fall;

I Think It's Going to Rain Again;

Could be a long list hon xx

Eiralas profile image
EiralasGraduate in reply to sallenson

Only Happy When It Rains...

_SimonT_ profile image
_SimonT_Graduate in reply to Jell6

Down came the rain - Mitch Murray

Worth a giggle on YouTube. Always makes me smile 😅

Jell6 profile image
Jell6Graduate in reply to _SimonT_

Simon, what the hell have you just made me watch??!!!

🙂 it reminded me of something my dad would have liked, but it's not made the playlist.

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Jell6

Will you two get a room or something, please :-)

_SimonT_ profile image
_SimonT_Graduate in reply to Jell6

Hahaha! I’ve been singing it all day since you reminded me of it! It’s certainly been raining here! 😂😂😂⛈⛈☔️☔️💨💨DOWN CAME - the rain 🎼🎵🎶🎵

Jell6 profile image
Jell6Graduate

Better save it for week 9🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for you input, I’m going to put them in🌧🌧⛈

Dee_N profile image
Dee_NGraduate

Get you!? Mr swagger with his 20 mins!! Haha! Ace 😊

amanda2463 profile image
amanda2463

So glad it went well your smile shines through your post 😀.

Week 6 for me as well later today, or tomorrow (depends on how much breakfast I consume at the local cafe!)

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to amanda2463

Enjoy a nice leisurely breakfast!!

I'll do W6R3 on Saturday and see how it goes xx

Agi74 profile image
Agi74

Ha ha that's got to be up there with the best (and longest) posts in the community!

Tell me, did you write that whilst you actually ran Run 3?🤣🤣🤣🤣😎

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Agi74

Drat!! A thought having my laptop hanging around my neck while I puffed and blew would save time :-)

Eiralas profile image
EiralasGraduate

Excellent! Glad to hear you managed the 20 mins run - that really does feel like the turning point. Hope Andrew is happy with your progress and gives you a 10!

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Eiralas

thanks hon. Feeling okay so far, but let's see what the measurements look like later :-) xx

Jenny567 profile image
Jenny567Graduate

Well done! I’ve never tried running to classical music. I might have to give it a try.

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Jenny567

All the various LedZep stuff notwithstanding, I was once a "proper" musician. It doesn't emerge very often tho :-)

Berksrover profile image
BerksroverGraduate

Sorry its taken so long to recognise your full return to form, and the run deserves some credit too, glad you're back 👏👏

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Berksrover

All back, cheers, Steve. Motor running fine and got the all-clear from the physio this arvo too. Whoops of Joy!!

Berksrover profile image
BerksroverGraduate

That's great news, you can give your unfortunate acronym a rest now (don't think there is an emoji for that)

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate in reply to Berksrover

🤢 Windows seems not have an "Aubergine" :-)

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