So, I made it out of the door. Shiny new trainers, shorts, t-shirt. Feeling like a complete fraud....! But with Jo Whiley’s dulcet tones in my ear, completed W1R1 with reasonable ease, despite almost instantaneous lactic acidosis and having generated enough sweat to fill a hot tub!
Learning’s from the very first run...
1. When your next run segment kicks in at the same time you walk past a Doberman, it *will* come after you as if you’ve whispered “chase me Fido, chase me”
2. Picking a route with styles to cross isn’t necessarily bad.... but Sod’s Law ensures that they fall on your run segments!! All four times!
3. Opting for the “Hot Fuzz” method of crossing aforementioned styles can definitely be considered as idiotic after the first attempt. This was confirmed after attempts two and three.
4. The pocket on the back of running shorts was invented in 1996 for the Nokia 3210. 22 years has not seen this developed further to accommodate an iPhone!
5. I can run... if I’m told to by an attractive celebrity!