Hail Caesar! Nightmare featuring Senator poppypug, owner of the haberdashery to the great and important of Rome!

[dozzer19]

Hmm, strange nightmare last night. I went down to the haberdashery to see Senator poppypug, the expert in matters such as latest fashion colours of ric rac. She got all huffy and said that I should stop poncing about with such matters and she was going to take me out to start training with the centurions. If I didn't do that she would throw me to the lions and everyone would laugh at me. Noooooooooooo! What if my hair gets spoilt or I get mud on the gold victory tick on my sandals?

Is this a premonition? Maybe I'll manage without the leather thongs for my outfit and if I keep myself away from the market for a few days it'll all pass over.

[AncientMum Graduate]

Hmmmm....Do I detect a guilty conscience, Caesar? xx

[mfamilias Graduate]

Beneath the innocent pseudo of Poppy Pug lurks the evil Brutus of the Forum? No, surely not! Call the Daily Wail for an article! I'm glad that there's an English Channel separating us, PP. Brrr.

[AncientMum Graduate]

Hahahahahahaha Floppy Jugs!

Oh no, and now I've got the image of the buns of steel and the leather thong in my head again! *AM heads off back to the darkened room*

[AncientMum Graduate]

Hahahahaha Floppy Jugs Hahahahaha xxxx