Due to that and yesterday's threats from poppypug I donned my training outfit - had to wear black, the poppers kept coming open on the white - put plastic bags over the sandals (keep the mud off), a paper bag over my head (stop anyone recognising me) and ventured beyond the city gates.
I now feel more like a centenarian than a centurion but it will improve, surely it must.
I have repaired to my villa where I am reclining by the pool, eating peeled grapes and wondering if my heart rate will get back to normal before Wednesday.
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Eventually the adoring public, the seething masses, will see me in all my glory - aquiline nose, firm jawline, cheekbones to compete with Nicholas Cage but pp has denied me Nicholas Hoult's eyebrows.
Oh my goodness, Caesar! You were drawn outside by the dulcet tones of the ocarina!! Truly, I was teaching ocarina to year 1 today and they were LOUD, not particularly accurate, but definitely loud. I'll have to work hard on their playing technique if the sound reaches all the way to Yorkshire.
Mucho cudos to you, my friend for getting out there and showing the populus how it's done. xx
Hmmmm you might not feel the same if you'd been in the same room as Year1 for their inaugural lesson!! Still, I've got 9 weeks to get them into shape for your 2nd graduation fanfare.
I have to say I do like a Caramaca but the prospect of one of Nanna's roast dinners is always appealing. I have still got the blouse, I was hoping she'd forgotten about it.
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