Hail Caesar! Visit to Epilepsia ...

[dozzer19]

Off I went to see Epilepsia yesterday and imparted the news that I am not quite the pristine fellow I thought. Her instructions were that I should keep sauntering if I could, making sure I kept my fluid intake up (not fermented grape juice) and keep a record of when, and under what circumstances it happens. I saw her write that she will speak to Disco rides for me and see what his opinion is. I thought Disco rides sounded like fun until I looked more closely and realised it said Dioscorides. Never mind - I'd probably not have coped with a disco ride.

Storming the walls of Leodis later - will see how it goes - unless Grand Master Poppypug and Doug let me in without a fight.

[misswobble Graduate]

I'd give up the grape juice and get some Redbush in ye old flaske. No asses milk required, which is a boon. Mind you the exercise might come in handy, if I may make so bold Oh Illustrious One (she said retreating backwards, tugging forelock as per)

Ass wrangling is not my department. I'm on secondment to chariot tittivation. It's coming on right well. The ric-rac looks dead tasteful. Should go down a treat with the gaffer's blingy epaulettes

[poppypug Graduate in reply to misswobble]

Ha ha Miss W ! I see you baby, wrangling that Ass !

Tee hee , Snort ! xxx

[MarkyD Graduate]

Pedanius Dioscorides erat medicus pharmacologica et botanica, in libro de Materia Medica de vegetalis medicamentum metus a V-volumen pertinentium medicinales substantiis, quae plus quam 1.500 annis lectitarit.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to MarkyD]

It's good to know members of the Senate and chosen Gladiators are up to speed on this.

[AncientMum Graduate in reply to MarkyD]

Err, something about 1500 year old vegetables?

[MarkyD Graduate in reply to AncientMum]

Dioscorides was a physician, pharmacist and botanist, the author of De Materia Medica—a 5-volume treatise on herbal medicine and related medicinal substances, that was read widely for over 1,500 years.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to MarkyD]

Surely not copy and pasted! What sort of cultural attaché are you?

[MarkyD Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Culturae senatorum: et est nomen meum Googlaris

[AncientMum Graduate in reply to MarkyD]

Hehe Old Googlaris is the fount of all knowledge. Very enterprising Marky. Tu es vere sapiens

[MarkyD Graduate]

Veni, vidi, joggi

[poppypug Graduate]

Hehe xxxx

[AncientMum Graduate]

Hail Caesar. Carry On Sauntering? Wasn't that a Kenneth Williams film? Ooo errr, Mrs! No! Don't! Oh hang on, wait a minute, wrong innuendo, that one belonged to Frankie Howard.

Good to hear you've got the go ahead to keep sauntering, though, even if you'll have to be accompanied everywhere by a scribe to keep your diary. Obviously Caesar's not going to have time for all that writing malarkey when there's a populus to impress.

Have fun storming Leodis, Tis a great place xxx

[poppypug Graduate]

Tum Tee Tum Tee Tum Tee Tum Tum Tee Tum Tee Tum Tum xxx

[MarkyD Graduate in reply to poppypug]

Canticum "Sagittariis" ??

[AncientMum Graduate in reply to MarkyD]

Puto idem!

[misswobble Graduate]

I have that tome on my desk!!!!! Next to my Mills and Boons

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Took an age fighting off marauders along the A65 but when I'd put the side spikes out on the No 2 chariot's axles they fled leaving me to safely cross city lines and meet up with Doug and Rocksta.

Until tomorrow...