From his weapons on the open road, no man should step one pace away.

[dozzer19]

(Wednesday) Unless Corporal poppypug (ents div) has managed to nick the tartan trolley back we need to carry our instruments or stash them in the weather balloon. They are our weapons against the despots at nhs HQ and must be camouflaged at all times when being used.

[Beads Graduate]

"Camouflaged at all times while being used"?!?!?!?! Please tell me how to camouflage sound............

Anyhow, I'm off to a different post coz I think you're having us on....

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to Beads]

Only visually. If we were seen out playing bongos, bugles, recorders, portable lap harps etc they'd just put us away - especially the latter. Just sound tricks them - they just think it's coming from the pods.

[spoonierunning Graduate]

I am sure I saw corporal poppypug with the tartan trolley earlier.

I'm still trying to round up some chickens, I need them in time for them to lay eggs so I can make your graduation cake, tell the troops if they see some to grab them and bring them back to the mess tent.

[I_will Graduate]

Perhaps we could disguise them as animals sir?

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

Good thought. The heinous ones will not think of that. We could mix them in with Second Lieutenant Spoonierunning's chickens as further disguise. They will be blind to our nefarious scheme, tee hee. We don't often get chance to be nefarious, do we. I think I could like it.

[I_will Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Oh, I don't know sir. I'm routinely nefarious!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

Corporal I_will, you rascal. I hope it's all legitimate - we can't afford to have hooligans in the ranks.

[I_will Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Shuffles uncomfortably

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

Corporal I_will, is there something you should be telling us?

[I_will Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Er..... no .....sir. *sniffs*

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

Ok, but keep it hush-hush.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

The nhs blind to said 'nefarious scheme' not the chickens!