To overcome the nefarious plots and plans of the nhs in their attempts to ruin our lives with their constant meddling and insistence that we buckle under their wishes. I will deny them their demands and live on to fight another day! Corporal poppypug (ents) has grandad got his lottery tickets for Tuesday yet?
“I am burdened with glorious purpose!” - Couch to 5K
“I am burdened with glorious purpose!”
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I_willGraduate
*plays background harp music to your speech* (but stops before the question at the end)
dozzer19Graduate
Mmm, good start, you could signal the moment for the first step of the march. Maybe the old tambourine and maracas would be good if there are sufficient volunteers.
dozzer19Graduate
Nice one - once we're underway the ting of the triangle may not be heard over the sound of our run to glory. Don't think it means you can stand on the sidelines though!
dozzer19Graduate
Tuh! If you're not bongo playing you're out there running with us, matey.
dozzer19Graduate
If I can take on the wicked nhs I'm not scared of Nanna. Granny after one of her gym sessions might be different matter though. She just needs to give them one of her withering looks and they'll run screaming.
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