“I am burdened with glorious purpose!”

[dozzer19]

To overcome the nefarious plots and plans of the nhs in their attempts to ruin our lives with their constant meddling and insistence that we buckle under their wishes. I will deny them their demands and live on to fight another day! Corporal poppypug (ents) has grandad got his lottery tickets for Tuesday yet?

[I_will Graduate]

*plays background harp music to your speech* (but stops before the question at the end)

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

Mmm, one to think about. Usually armies set off to battle on a drum beat. Troops, shall we try harps next time?

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Mmm, good start, you could signal the moment for the first step of the march. Maybe the old tambourine and maracas would be good if there are sufficient volunteers.

[waletta Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

I have mascara.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to waletta]

Oh that is brilliant, instant promotion to captain.

[waletta Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Blimey Gov'nor. I dunno what to say.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to waletta]

Ta would suffice.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Nice one - once we're underway the ting of the triangle may not be heard over the sound of our run to glory. Don't think it means you can stand on the sidelines though!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Tuh! If you're not bongo playing you're out there running with us, matey.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

If I can take on the wicked nhs I'm not scared of Nanna. Granny after one of her gym sessions might be different matter though. She just needs to give them one of her withering looks and they'll run screaming.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Trouble is, I'm scared if Granny too.