"I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS! THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS!!!!"

[dozzer19]

All departments will fall, begging for mercy; we will not be vanquished!

Today's call to arms.

[spoonierunning Graduate]

Reporting for duty though I fear I will have to stay behind the battle lines, it seems after my little skirmish yesterday I am in need of rest. But I shall ready the battle reports

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to spoonierunning]

Remain at headquarters to recuperate, under no circumstances allow yourself to be taken by the enemy. They do not adhere to the Geneva Convention and evil things happen behind their lines.

[spoonierunning Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Understood, I am behind a defensive line of chocolate digestives.

[e174 Graduate]

When I encounter said evil I will simply say 'hello, my name is inigo mantoya, you killed my father, prepare to die'....... That'll learn 'em

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to e174]

Good work Inigo. Watch out for the six fingered count.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to e174]

Also, remember to check whether it's the first or second Dread Pirate Roberts, of course.

[e174 Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

As you wish

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Crack on poppypug, go for it!

[misswobble Graduate]

Do you accept "exuse-me" notes? I am feeling a bit delicate today on account of a knee sprain so would like a nice lie down in front of the telly with an episode of Escape to the Country. I'll catch yous all next time

Spoons! Chuck us an Ob Nob

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to misswobble]

Excuse me notes are fine, biscuits in moderation, that applies to you as well Sergeant spoonierunning.

[AncientMum Graduate in reply to misswobble]

And me please. Dodgy knee ladies battalion stationed in front of telly armed with tea and awaiting said ob nobs.

[revruns Graduate]

Preparing to launch the first of three 30 minute attacks this evening. Saving my strength till then!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to revruns]

Well done, need to keep up the attacks.

[anadelsur]

reporting for duty, Sir, from the South of the South of the World. Ready to jump from my job as soon as possible and join the runners crusade.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to anadelsur]

Good gung-ho attitude there, anadelsur. We will be with you.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

She's too busy Orc hunting but you could try and get hold of Buttercup for assistance.

[misswobble Graduate]

I rallied! I regrouped and had at the enemy. Feint heart ne'er won fair wotsit and all that

I just can't not go over the top when my comrades need me. Let "lead from the front" be my motto

Save me a biccy. Being a fearless warrior is hard work

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to misswobble]

Oh well done. Such derring-do in the face of the enemy is admirable!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Poppypug, you are in danger of losing your corporal's stripes.