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I gotta Parkrun Voucher - and I didn't even do the run!

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MalcyGraduate
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Well, here's a turn up for the books. The boring fat old git just had an email to say he's been awarded the Sweatshop voucher for this month at Parkrun St Andrews. A free pair of running shoes! Wow - I'm amazed ... totally unexpected. And a little bit puzzled because I'm not sure why they think I deserve it. Sure, my times have shot down since I started Parkrun, but I don't think the prize is for best improvement in performance. It's not for being the quickest ... because I"m certainly not that, or even close to being close. Maybe the most enthusiastic though.

I didn't even do last Saturday's run - I was handing out the timing tokens.

Whatever the reason, it's come at the perfect time. I'm doing the Great Trail Run in Keswick next month but had decided I couldn't really justify the cost of a pair of trail shoes. So now I can go along and choose the best darned pair in the shop. Thanks to Parkrun, Sweatshop, my friends in this community, my family, my agent and anyone else who knows me.

One thing is now certain - I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE (:->)

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AliB1 profile image
AliB1Graduate

Congratulations that's fantastic!

SBG356 profile image
SBG356Graduate

What a lovely surprise and just at the right time too!

The God of hell fire rocks!!!!

Landesman profile image
LandesmanGraduate

Excellent - always a nice surprise when something turns up out of the blue like that. And undoubtedly well deserved. But no excuses for the Great Trail Run now - another PB looms.... ;-)

Malcy profile image
MalcyGraduate

For some reason I can't see this post, either in the listings or under "My Blog Posts" That could mean the post is showing twice because I thought it hadn't worked first time ...

Anyone got any ideas?

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mrqwestGraduate in reply toMalcy

I think somethings gone amiss with the forum. Clicking on 'Blogs' up top shows the latest blog is nearly a day old now when that's clearly not the case.

DeliaItaly profile image
DeliaItalyGraduate

Tee heee!!!

Rollertoaster profile image
RollertoasterGraduate

well done you :)

SBG356 profile image
SBG356Graduate

I emailed them last night about the problems and looks like it is fixed now. Very frustrating....

PastyMan profile image
PastyManGraduate

... it would be very funny indeed if you found out that the actual winner was meant to be a Gordon Hallfire ... he'll be sitting at home thinking "Jeezo! i finished 10 seconds inside the course record and they give the prize to that £%^"&£@"

notbad profile image
notbadGraduate in reply toPastyMan

Love it! :-D

Malcy profile image
MalcyGraduate in reply toPastyMan

Honestly did laugh out loud for the first time in a very long time. (:->)

SBG356 profile image
SBG356Graduate in reply toPastyMan

Soooooo funny Rob!! :D :D I too laughed out loud to this; brilliant!

Sue

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swanscotGraduate in reply toPastyMan

Ha ha ha! :-)

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TJFlute in reply toPastyMan

Very good!!

notbad profile image
notbadGraduate

That's fab - whatever it was you did what a lovely surprise. :-)

swanscot profile image
swanscotGraduate

Yep, probably for being Most Enthusiastic! :-) Congratulations! Enjoy shopping for trail shoes.

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TJFlute

Well, you deserve a reward! The Malcymeter alone shows your commitment to running!

avensis profile image
avensisGraduate

Maybe they heard about Malcymeter and the 5X50 Challenge!

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MalcyGraduate in reply toavensis

Mrs Malcy thinks it's because I'm so clever, handsome and - oh yes - modest!

I guess I'll find out on Saturday. Maybe there's a tradition that the winner of the monthly voucher has to pay for the coffee and bacon rolls. Or be used for tomato-throwing target practice, or maybe even be tied to a stake, covered in honey and left to be stung to death by soldier wasps. (:->)

Sorry - it's late, it's been a tough day and my already peculiar sense of humour has just gone into overdrive! Must sleep. Must sleep. Must sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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MalcyGraduate in reply toMalcy

Malcy - what the heck was all that about?

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MalcyGraduate in reply toMalcy

Just having a bit of fun Malcy

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MalcyGraduate in reply toMalcy

Fun, Malcy? Is that what you call fun? You're nothing but a dozy half-wit Malcy!

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MalcyGraduate in reply toMalcy

At least I don't have a stupid name like Malcy!

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MalcyGraduate in reply toMalcy

Say goodnight Gracie

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MalcyGraduate in reply toMalcy

Goodnight Gracie

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MalcyGraduate in reply toMalcy

Goodnight

PastyMan profile image
PastyManGraduate

.... I think we've just lost one member of the 5x50 team .... ;-)

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MalcyGraduate in reply toPastyMan

I don't know where all that came from ... I need a holiday! (:->)

Back to being a normal person today.

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greenlegsGraduate

I missed this yesterday.

Hope you're feeling a bit calmer today, Malcy!

aka God of Hell Fire

aka Malcymeter author

Really very pleased about this - definitely well deserved. :) Enjoy your new footwear!

Malcy profile image
MalcyGraduate in reply togreenlegs

Thanks greenlegs. It had been a difficult day. Today IS better. And tomorrow will be better still !

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