... looking for tree roots is more important than checking my pace on my watch. Downhill on a narrow green lane, cracking pace & then boom! A short (but ultimately terrestrial) flying moment.
Was it Douglas Adams who wrote that the secret of successful flying was to throw yourself at the ground, and miss?
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You are 100% correct, GoogleMe. Purple (and slightly orange) today. A nice souvenir for when I'm running that path in a 5.8 mile cross-country run on Saturday.
Oh, sorry, no. I'm a chap, so never really look after myself properly However I did have a bath to wash out the mud and leaves (and scabs). It stung a bit, to be honest.
One thing is certain, your majesty. They are not going to win on Saturday when I go that way again in my village cross-country run. Or put another way: I'll not be checking my pace on the green lane
Oh dear Marky, you look a right state but you'll be fine. It won't be the last tumble ..... Our knees are like maps. I still have a scar on mine but that could have been the hedge cutter incident βΊοΈ
Ow. Just Owwww Hope that the damage is 'just' on the surface and that you haven't cracked or torn anything underneath. Arnica, arnica, arnica. I've only fallen once, and I came out worse off than the road surface too.
I normally drink it... doesn't help the scabs but it dulls the pain of our pointless, oppressed lives. Oh sorry, I had an attack of the W. Hogarths there for a minute.
I'm thinking we should start up a C25k flying club for those of us afflicted by tree roots and the like. At my age, I had thought I'd got this moving on 2 legs thing cracked, but I've fallen more times in the last 2 years than I did the previous 4 decades...
At my most ill I had a remarkable ability to fall out of bed. Do not ask me how I could move enough to fall out but not enough to lift my face out of the carpet.
Absolutely! I have to say, too, that I am getting much better at it! The first time it happened I was really shocked and shaking - now I tend to just check nothing is broken and that no one is watching (it's just SO embarassing to take a dive in front of a crowd). The last trip only hurt (grazes aside) as I was launching myself down a very steep hill. The ground seems so much softer when I'm ski-ing!
The incidence of falling is rising, if reports from this forum are to be believed. I noticed this morning that I have a graze on both palms, one elbow and the outside of my forearm. Which I don't understand. But I'm a brave soldier and will run tomorrow.
I have a petrol hedge cutter, a Robin, and have had two skirmishes with it. The second one was when I lowered my tired arms to give them a rest but the darned thing took my trousers into the cutters and chewed up my knee, in an instant. Hence Kevlar trousers. Lesson learned
I have had about four falls, tree roots were responsible for two of them. At least the ground was soft but by the look of you, ouchity ouch, you really did a good job. At 53, once I know no really serious damage is done, it does make me giggle, bit naughty falling about at my age LOL
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