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... looking for tree roots is more important than checking my pace on my watch. Downhill on a narrow green lane, cracking pace & then boom! A short (but ultimately terrestrial) flying moment.

Was it Douglas Adams who wrote that the secret of successful flying was to throw yourself at the ground, and miss?

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GoogleMe profile image
GoogleMeGraduate10

Ouch! Looks like a fine bruise in the making there...

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toGoogleMe

You are 100% correct, GoogleMe. Purple (and slightly orange) today. A nice souvenir for when I'm running that path in a 5.8 mile cross-country run on Saturday.

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Maddee_6333Graduate10

Owww! Hope you got some ice on it pretty quick.

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toMaddee_6333

Oh, sorry, no. I'm a chap, so never really look after myself properly :-) However I did have a bath to wash out the mud and leaves (and scabs). It stung a bit, to be honest.

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Maddee_6333Graduate10β€’ in reply toMarkyD

Not surprised really.

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Sandraj39Graduate10

Ouch! Been there, done that too!πŸ™‚

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toSandraj39

The 'D' in MarkyD is 'Dunnett' and so I'm pretty familiar with the 'Been There, Done It' :-) I'll wear it as a badge of honour.

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IrishprincessGraduate10

Tree roots will always win the day 😩

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toIrishprincess

One thing is certain, your majesty. They are not going to win on Saturday when I go that way again in my village cross-country run. Or put another way: I'll not be checking my pace on the green lane :-)

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ancientrunnerGraduate10

Ouch!!!!

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toancientrunner

My first thought was "I'll have to cut my run short" as it was stinging a bit. But I bravely soldiered on for another 7km.

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ancientrunnerGraduate10β€’ in reply toMarkyD

Running on adrenaline eh!

Ouch! Looks like a good running war wound there. Be proud and take it easy.

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply to

The flight was yesterday. I've given myself today off ( :-) !!) and I'll run again tomorrow (Wednesday). Then 2 rest days 'til my race.

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Joy57Graduate10

Oh dear. Commiserations

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toJoy57

Thanks Joy! First time in 3 years, so I consider myself lucky.

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Shorty7

Oops! Mine are still smarting 3 days on...

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toShorty7

Yes Shorty, you did both knees pretty well. Hope that they are a bit less sting-y now.

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OldflossAdministratorGraduate10

Ouch....!!!

It was indeed...Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy , and your knee definitely gives credence to the rest of the statement...

"Clearly, it is the second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties."

I shall be particularly wary as I head out this morning... hope it heals soon x

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toOldfloss

I see that flying (instead of falling) was described as a 'knack'. I knackered my knee instead of knowing the knack :-(

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misswobbleGraduate10

They leap out at ya don't they 😁

Oh dear Marky, you look a right state but you'll be fine. It won't be the last tumble ..... Our knees are like maps. I still have a scar on mine but that could have been the hedge cutter incident ☺️

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OldflossAdministratorGraduate10β€’ in reply tomisswobble

Aghghgh Hedge cutter... eeek!

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toOldfloss

'Hedge cutter incident'. Well misswobble , you can't leave it at that... both Old Floss and I need more details...

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OldflossAdministratorGraduate10β€’ in reply toMarkyD

We so do!!!!!

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2Fit2Sit

hi

looks painful hope it heals soon as some one said its not the falling (flying ) that hurts its the stopping

take care and be well

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply to2Fit2Sit

True. and I hope that your hip is improving.

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mfamiliasGraduate10

Ow. Just Owwww :( Hope that the damage is 'just' on the surface and that you haven't cracked or torn anything underneath. Arnica, arnica, arnica. I've only fallen once, and I came out worse off than the road surface too.

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply tomfamilias

You say arnica. I say Vin Rouge, the answer to many trivial ailments. And for the more serious ailments: gin.

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mfamiliasGraduate10β€’ in reply toMarkyD

I wouldn't waste gin by rubbing it on my scabs...

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply tomfamilias

I normally drink it... doesn't help the scabs but it dulls the pain of our pointless, oppressed lives. Oh sorry, I had an attack of the W. Hogarths there for a minute.

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mfamiliasGraduate10β€’ in reply toMarkyD

I will drink one for you and see if telepathic gin therapy makes it better.

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agedsnailspaceGraduate10

I'm thinking we should start up a C25k flying club for those of us afflicted by tree roots and the like. :) At my age, I had thought I'd got this moving on 2 legs thing cracked, but I've fallen more times in the last 2 years than I did the previous 4 decades...

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toagedsnailspace

Ahh, but you are moving more these last 2 years. More opportunity to test flying abilities. Not much opportunity to fall off a couch, is there?

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GoogleMeGraduate10β€’ in reply toMarkyD

At my most ill I had a remarkable ability to fall out of bed. Do not ask me how I could move enough to fall out but not enough to lift my face out of the carpet.

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toGoogleMe

Oh heavens! You've come a loooong way since then.

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agedsnailspaceGraduate10β€’ in reply toMarkyD

Absolutely! I have to say, too, that I am getting much better at it! The first time it happened I was really shocked and shaking - now I tend to just check nothing is broken and that no one is watching (it's just SO embarassing to take a dive in front of a crowd). The last trip only hurt (grazes aside) as I was launching myself down a very steep hill. The ground seems so much softer when I'm ski-ing!

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AncientMumGraduate10

Ouch! Seems like it's the week for falling. Good job bruises heal quickly. Hope you're feeling better soon.

Love the Douglas Adams quote, the man was a genius :)

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply toAncientMum

Genius, too true.

The incidence of falling is rising, if reports from this forum are to be believed. I noticed this morning that I have a graze on both palms, one elbow and the outside of my forearm. Which I don't understand. But I'm a brave soldier and will run tomorrow.

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gdcgray

Ouch

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MarkyDGraduate10β€’ in reply togdcgray

I'm trying to be brave. Absolutely no sympathy from MrsMarkyD, #1 or #2 sons.

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poppypugGraduate10

Oooh I bet that chafed !

Big Up to you though Mark for getting up and carrying on !

Well 'ard ! :-) xxx

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misswobbleGraduate10

I have a petrol hedge cutter, a Robin, and have had two skirmishes with it. The second one was when I lowered my tired arms to give them a rest but the darned thing took my trousers into the cutters and chewed up my knee, in an instant. Hence Kevlar trousers. Lesson learned

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JoolieB1Graduate10

I have had about four falls, tree roots were responsible for two of them. At least the ground was soft but by the look of you, ouchity ouch, you really did a good job. At 53, once I know no really serious damage is done, it does make me giggle, bit naughty falling about at my age LOL

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