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A bloke came up to me and said i am going to attack you with the neck of a guitar i said is that a fret

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What do you call a cow that plays guitar?

A moo-sician.

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Stuart2441

On that note...... I am off to go fishing. Using liquorice as bait this time which is supposed to be good. You can catch allsorts. 😆😂 (so Bertie Basset once told me. Lol

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The jokes make me laugh.... 😀😀😂

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Sanpedro2019 in reply toStuart2441

Good one

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cowparsley in reply toSanpedro2019

The jokes make my day xx

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jowalk6

The jokes are so bad they're good lol.. Keep them coming, puts a smile on my face every time. Keep on fighting keep on smiling x

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