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I am friends with a extrovert an irishman always bouncing of walls his name is Rick o shea

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Maisie2014

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Love these jokes. Keep em coming sandpedro

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Sunnie2day

This one had my husband laughing!

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Sanpedro2019β€’ in reply toSunnie2day

I am glad take care

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Mike4550

Reported for racism!

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Sanpedro2019β€’ in reply toMike4550

How do you know i am not irish ??

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Revised Version!

Two children are walking down the road and one has a bag of doughnuts in his hand.

The one with the donuts says to the other : "If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have them both."

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Sanpedro2019β€’ in reply toMichaelJH

Thanks for the message and your support

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Mike4550β€’ in reply toMichaelJH

Not really clever!

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Gladwynβ€’ in reply toMichaelJH

That’s sooooo funny πŸ˜‚.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Heythrop51β€’ in reply toMike4550

That was a childish thing to do!

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Thank you for comments. Can we now bring this to a close as further discussion will not add anything. Thank you...

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Sanpedro2019β€’ in reply toMichaelJH

Yes

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Heythrop51

Man goes to the doctor and says he thinks statins are giving him silent emissions of wind.

Doc replies "Maybe, but I need to test your hearing". :)

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Sanpedro2019β€’ in reply toHeythrop51

Very good

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MichaelJHHeart Starβ€’ in reply toHeythrop51

You will have some posters worried now! 😁

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Gladwynβ€’ in reply toHeythrop51

Now you have me crying with laughter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘

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What do hospital gowns and insurance policies have in common?

You’re never covered as much as you think you are!

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Patient: every time I have a cup of tea, I get sharp pain in my eye?

Doctor: Try taking the spoon out of your cup first please!

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Heythrop51β€’ in reply toMichaelJH

And your facemask off! :)

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