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Guess who i bumped into when I was going to have my glasses fixed everybody

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Maisie2014

😂

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Sunnie2day

Had to think about it a minute. Good one, SP2019!

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SpiritoftheFloyd

😂

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080311

😂

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The dentist did four fillings, three gold inlays and a new bridge. The bridge is in front of his house paid for by the other work!

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Lezzers in reply to MichaelJH

😂

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seasider18 in reply to MichaelJH

We live in what used to be a hotel that had a Chinese restaurant on the first two floors . We have a large ornamental pond with bridge over to the rear first floor entrance.. The bridge has a quote for repairs not replacement as part of a big refurbishment. The bridge cost is £45,030 and that is no joke.

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Lezzers

😂

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Bernard Matthews are combining drone tech and eggs to create self delivering Turkeys! 🥚 🦃

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siouxbee19

Gosh I'm slow! :P

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cowparsley

Keep `em coming Sanpedro xx

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VelvetSky

Hi, had to think for a couple of seconds!

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Janma123

Nice one!!

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