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I was stood at a bar in Tipperary when a Chinese man came in he stood next to me and started drinking. I said do you know much martial art like Judo Karate Ju -Jitsu why are you asking is it because i am Chinese No i said your drinking my Guinness

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Nearly spat my coffee out 🤣

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Glad it made you laugh

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Lezzers

Great joke 😂. Hope you're keeping well x

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Ok at.the moment hope all is well with yourself

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MydogBrandy

Loved that😂🤣😂🤣

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Gladwyn

Laughed out loud at that one 😂😂😂😂

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😁😁😁

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I used to go to.a pub called the Tipperary in Fleet Street. It was called the Boar's Head but renamed after the song "It's a long way...." in 1 918. They did an excellent pint of Guinness.

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First laugh of the morning, thanks.

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