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My dog minton has eaten all my shuttlecocks .....bad minton

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Lezzers

😂 Good one

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Shoshov

i don’t get it

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Sanpedro2019 in reply toShoshov

Badminton is a game played with rackets and shuttlecox .the dogs name is minton part of the sport badminton and the dog was bad

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Shoshov in reply toSanpedro2019

🤣🤣took me reading this 3 times before the penny dropped. nice one.

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Lezzers in reply toShoshov

😂

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Dolphin14 in reply toShoshov

Me either lol

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Lezzers in reply toDolphin14

Don't think an interpretation manual would help. I've just told the joke to 2 work mates and they really laughed. It's a play on the word"badminton British sense of humour 😂

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Dolphin14 in reply toLezzers

Lol

I assume what we call a birdie is a shuttle cox?

May have to post not for Americans on the jokes

Hahahah

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Lezzers in reply toDolphin14

Yep, loses something in the interpretation, substitute birdie for shuttle. ☺

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Dolphin14 in reply toLezzers

Lol

I guess it can say Joke to everyone but Dolphin who is too slow lol

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Shoshov in reply toDolphin14

ha ha me too

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Lezzers in reply toShoshov

We'll work together and support you & dolphin 14. 😂

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Dolphin14

Omg, I've got to get my interpretation manual

I had no clue

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siouxbee19

😂😂😂😂😂

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