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I thought i would test myself on covid 19 .Last night i opened a bottle of whisky and could smell it ok then i tasted it and it didnt affect my taste

I tested myself 9 time same result will have to try again due to headache a sign of covid 19

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Well, I have used that much sanitiser over the last few months that my body has now absorbed so much alcohol I have had to join AA. 😂🌈🌈😷

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Dauris in reply toStuart2441

COVID is fake

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😂 😂

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Handel in reply toStuart2441

😂😂😂 xxx

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Lezzers

😂 😂

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Maisie2014

Nice to see the jokes back. Thank you Sanpedro and Stuart

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HHH2017

Love it 🤣

What a lovely attitude to life, be safe be happy.

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Handel

😂😂😂 xxx

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Handel

Superb as always! Thank you xxxx

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Palpman

I have always had an interest in chemistry so I thought I would keep myself busy during this lockdown.

So I decided to change all alcohol from beer, wine and whiskey into urine.

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Palpman

The elderly couple living next door are very interesting. I asked him if referring to his wife as darling, sweet pie, lovey lovey, etc is his way of ensuring a long and happy marriage.

His answer was " No. I forgot her name 15 years ago and haven't had the heart to ask her.

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