Joke

[Sanpedro2019]

I thought i would test myself on covid 19 .Last night i opened a bottle of whisky and could smell it ok then i tasted it and it didnt affect my taste

I tested myself 9 time same result will have to try again due to headache a sign of covid 19

[Stuart2441]

Well, I have used that much sanitiser over the last few months that my body has now absorbed so much alcohol I have had to join AA. 😂🌈🌈😷

[Dauris in reply to Stuart2441]

COVID is fake

[Lezzers in reply to Stuart2441]

😂 😂

[Handel in reply to Stuart2441]

😂😂😂 xxx

[Lezzers]

😂 😂

[Maisie2014]

Nice to see the jokes back. Thank you Sanpedro and Stuart

[HHH2017]

Love it 🤣

[Carpbait]

What a lovely attitude to life, be safe be happy.

[Handel]

😂😂😂 xxx

[Handel]

Superb as always! Thank you xxxx

[Palpman]

I have always had an interest in chemistry so I thought I would keep myself busy during this lockdown.

So I decided to change all alcohol from beer, wine and whiskey into urine.

[Palpman]

The elderly couple living next door are very interesting. I asked him if referring to his wife as darling, sweet pie, lovey lovey, etc is his way of ensuring a long and happy marriage.

His answer was " No. I forgot her name 15 years ago and haven't had the heart to ask her.