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Someone broke into my house yesterday and stole my limbo trophy ....how low can they go

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Lezzers

Brilliant, made me laugh out loud πŸ˜‚

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Sunnie2dayβ€’ in reply toLezzers

Me too!

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According to the Guinness Book of Records it is 8.5" set by Shemika Campbell.

P. S. It made me laugh as well.

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Excellent. Laughter is good for the soul which reminds me, My partners birthday again soon. Got her a new fridge last time and she absolutely loved it. I know this cos every time she opened the door her face well and truly lit up. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sanpedro2019β€’ in reply toStuart2441

Like it thanks

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cowparsley

Keep `em coming Sanpedro.Started my day with a smile xx

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Maisie2014

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ stop stop you’re making me cough with laughing. Great way to start the day. Thank you. πŸ˜€

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Dolphin14

Awesome, I got this one hahaha

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Lezzersβ€’ in reply toDolphin14

Brilliant, no interpretation needed.

πŸ˜‚ What about the roman numeral joke?

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Dolphin14β€’ in reply toLezzers

Did I miss one lol??

I will have to look

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Handel

Thanks for cheering us up!! xxx

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