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I have just.put an eleectric fence around my property my neighbour is dead against it

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Lezzers

😂. Good to see you back, hope you're OK

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Sanpedro2019 in reply toLezzers

Had another issue 2 weeks ago ambulance came 3 nights in coronary care blood ensign rose tests again thought my tubes were narrowing a little more medication .Came home friday on Saturday fainted in bathroom just rested all weekend. Phoned cardiac nurse machine i have had in my bedroom since may not been working .!Went and changed it just the same .Going back in November and a representative of the company will see if he can sort it .Bought a electric scotter last week .Spilts into 4 pieces and goes in the boot .Have been out yesterday in our park and today to a garden centre which has been great. Had a crying time this morning with my wife very much up and down xx

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Lezzers in reply toSanpedro2019

I knew you'd been on the hospital, I hadn't realised what a tough time you've been having. Is it an ICD monitor that's not working. We too have dormy some time at a garden centre today, I'm glad you enjoyed it. And whilst I'm sorry that you had a crying time, I really am glad you shared it with your wife. X

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Sanpedro2019 in reply toLezzers

Yes the icd moniter when i went to get another one they checked and i hadn't had a bolt they hope to find out reason x

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Lezzers in reply toSanpedro2019

Cricky that was scary bout the ICD. My husbands is a medtronic & it downloads to Papworth every day, I would hope they would notice something going wrong

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MichaelJHHeart Star in reply toSanpedro2019

Glad to see you are in the mend...

Do you park your scooter against it to charge up? ⚡

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Sanpedro2019 in reply toMichaelJH

Very good

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Sunnie2day

I'm sorry to read of your recent troubles but I'm glad you're back well enough to post another great joke - I laughed so loud my husband came in from the next room. Once I read him your joke, he laughed too!

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Prada47

Must be late took me about 20 seconds to see the Joke lol

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Lezzers in reply toPrada47

Did better than me, took me bout an hr to get Michaels joke 😂

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VelvetSky

Hi, took me a few minutes to get the joke! I think I must be a bear of little brain, I rarely understand why people get all offended and insulted on other threads.

Sorry to hear you’ve had a bad time.

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Handel

You're a ray of sunshine to a soggy day here in Birmingham. Hope things go well for you. xxx

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TMeditation

🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you so much for this - just what I needed this morning - a real good belly laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Janma123

Good to see you back, hope you are on the mend.

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