Jigsaw joke

[Sanpedro2019]

Hear about the man who ciuldnt do a 2 piece jigaaw aa he losf the lid with the picture on

[Heythrop51]

Delighted to finish my jigsaw in only three weeks when the label on it says 12-24 months.

[Sunnie2day in reply to Heythrop51]

Despite knowing I despair at any jigsaw having more than 250 pieces, my darling husband gave me two 1000pc wonders for Christmas. Three years ago. Both are still in cellophane!

[MichaelJH Heart Star in reply to Sunnie2day]

Maybe try Sanpedro's? 😁

[Sunnie2day in reply to MichaelJH]

Only if he promises to supply the photographic box lid!

[cowparsley]

Keep em coming Sanpedro.I`m laid up with a chest infection and could do with a laugh x

[Lezzers in reply to cowparsley]

😔 Hope you're feeling better soon x

[cowparsley in reply to Lezzers]

Thank you so much Lezzers.It always knocks me off my feet but I`m on antibiotics so should be fine soon xx

[Hidden in reply to cowparsley]

Get better soon x

[cowparsley in reply to Hidden]

xx

[Sunnie2day in reply to cowparsley]

Hope you're feeling better today (Thursday 9 Jan 2019).

[cowparsley in reply to Sunnie2day]

Thank you Sunnie,I`m feeling almost human again.Problem is the dog needs walking and I live at sea level with steep hills whichever way I go.At least the beach is dog friendly so that`s where we`ll go today.xx

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

A man was attacked with a jigsaw in Smyths. Police are piecing together the evidence.

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to MichaelJH]

Nice one

[Gladwyn in reply to MichaelJH]

Got a laugh out of me 😀

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

I was so tired this morning that after half an hour trying to do a jigsaw of a tiger, I realised it was actually a packet of Frosties.

[cowparsley in reply to MichaelJH]

That did make me laugh out loud.x

[Gladwyn in reply to MichaelJH]

Must have been an empty packet..... I ate the box 😀

[Heythrop51 in reply to Gladwyn]

The box is LCHF, low carb and high fiber!

[VelvetSky]

Hi Sanpedro, thanks for the laughs, I’ve got the dreaded cold lurgy, second lot of steroids and antibiotics and your jokes have cheered me up.

I suspect Santa brought you a nice new book of jokes?

[Sunnie2day in reply to VelvetSky]

Yikes, steroids and antibiotics at the same time, not the nicest NY cocktail, is it?! Hope you're feeling better soon.

[cowparsley in reply to VelvetSky]

Sympathize velvet sky.Same here but 4th day and beginning to feel better.Hope you will soon.xx

[VelvetSky in reply to cowparsley]

Hi, thanks for the sympathy, now on day 11 and have crawled to the chemist this morning for repeat antibiotics and steroids, being a chronic asthmatic with TB scared lungs from childhood doesn't improve the situation. I'm asking about for anyone with a gun to come and put me down!

[cowparsley in reply to VelvetSky]

Velvet Sky,I`m so sorry you`re still suffering.Last time I had it I was late going to drs and the exhaustion went on for weeks but was lucky this time.I really do appreciate with all the other problems we have we just do not need this.One of my probs is COPD self inflicted as an ex smoker.Yours is no fault of your own which must make it harder to bear.Anyway,chin up this 2nd lot should do the trick.Sincerely hope so.xxx