Man goes into pet shop wanting a canary There are some on the bottom of the cage and some on on the top How much are the canary s ,,The ones on the bottom £10 the ones on the top £20 what's the difference the ones on the top are higher purchase
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MichaelJHHeart Star
Why should you never kiss a canary?
You'll catch chirpies.
It's a canarial disease.
There's no tweetment.
MichaelJHHeart Star
I went to the Canary Islands and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries. I also went to the Virgin Islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either.
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😂😂😂
We went to Kangaroo Island off Adelaide for four days and only saw one Kangaroo.
MichaelJHHeart Star
What’s the difference between me and a canary?
The canary can put a deposit on a Porsche!
Started the day again with a laugh, well done, thanks!
Yes thank you for your very silly one liners! Made me chuckle.
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