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I accidentally booked myself on an escapology course now I am struggling to leave

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😂

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The escapologist's wife was annoyed when he was late for dinner again. He explained he had been tied up at work!

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Very good

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I have been training my owl, Ollie, in escapology. His stage name will be Hootini!

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Ollie loves the likes! 🦉

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I'm booking you 2 for this years Christmas party entertainment! 😂 🎉

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Latchmead

That really made me smile this morning. Thank you

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thehypnotist

I'm going to nick your jokes for my own purposes!!

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Your welcome

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