How about a little riddle can anyone solve it?

[Natsteveo]

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

[jaykay777]

The bus driver gave Sarah seven apples because everyone knows that an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

[Natsteveo in reply to jaykay777]

Well done jaykay

[2stroke in reply to Natsteveo]

id have given her 7 potatoes with eyes ,to see her through the week.

[abirke in reply to jaykay777]

hahahahahahahah obviously I don't "prescribe" to that old adage ....hahahahhah

[abirke]

one for each day he was gone....that's too easy.....too amass fruit flies as the apples rotted on the dining room table....not romantic enough....shes the apple of his eye....romantic but immature......wine when he gets back thats..... gonna take longer than a week

Dare I go on? Do tell.....and whatever happened to the DR?

AVB

[abirke]

OK here's on...I'm sure you've all heard....

A man is hiking and falls of the cliff only to grab on to an abutment that kept him from his sure death...He pleads to God to please save him....he is still dangling by finger tips when a helicopter comes by to rescue him...he says thanks anyway I'm depending on God to save me. next some sort of man in a jet suit comes up the mt side and says here I can grab you and land you safely down, no God will save me; finally a rescue plane drops a line to which he again refuses saying God will save him....after hours of dangling, he finally slips to his death...as he gets to the Pearly Gates , he asks God "Why didn't you save me?"...God replied "I sent you a helicopter , man in a jet suit; and even a rope! what more did you want!?" hahaha

So remember , you might not think its God, but grab on anyway....hahahhaah

AVB

[mysmugcat]

[abirke]

Hmmmm....well we had the appts only to be further discouraged in the 15 minute allotment. In one post in my PSP site, I told the friends that before the appt., I was going to take a klonopin and be sure to bring one to B's neurologist as he would make nervous and uncaring comments like "Man he's really gone down hasn't he" Thanks for the pep talk Doc....your office persona leaves something to be desired....I don't believe he even sent a sympathy card...not that I expected one, though I did get them from other dr's.....

Well so much for that Natz joke , eh?

AVB

[Natsteveo in reply to abirke]

It was only a riddle not a joke just something for us to all do together..

Wasn't intended to offend I will take down the post abirke

[abirke in reply to Natsteveo]

What? whY? was I offensive ? I am so sorry....it was just a joke.....on both our parts.....well Natz again I am sorry to all those I have offended.....

AVB

[Natsteveo in reply to abirke]

You wasn't offensive at all abirke I'm sorry if I came across to you that you were that's certainly wasn't my intention I simply said that if the riddle itself was offensive towards you in anyway then I would remove it for your sake you haven't offended anybody love at all please except my apologies if I came across to you that you were...you have nothing to apologise for you've done nothing wrong obviously just a misunderstanding on my part only.

Love Nat xx

[abirke in reply to Natsteveo]

Well lets put this misunderstanding behind us Natz,...If I sound over sensitive give me 15 minutes I'll be fine. On my PSP site we vent pretty regularly and not many are offended, though some posts have been taken down...usually because it's a salesperson trying to turn a buck on the suffering of others....other than that, we say what we want even if that's to disagree.....I will be more careful though...

Thanks Natz

AVB

[Natsteveo in reply to abirke]

That's fine lovely you have as much time as you want thanks so much for accepting my apologies and this misunderstanding is behind us....have fun abirke

Love Nat xxx

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