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Tablets - by Midge 🐢

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Our house is full of tablets

To keep us plodding on

Some of them are meant for me

And some are meant for Don

He's got COPD and stuff

And peritonitis got me

So some of them are steroids

And they're the same you see

I make sure we take them

We both are doing fine

But sometimes I've been taking his

And he's been taking mine

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JANET127

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL Janet127

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sassy59

Oh dear what a muddle Midge

It really will not do

Just put yours in the fridge

And the masters down the loo!

Only joking! Excellent as always Don. Xxx πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ’–

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skischool

Scruffs says i hardly ever see my slave taking a pill

And my anti flea and worming stuff would really make him ill

But if i ever catch him taking my tuna supplement

I will leave home and find another slave who doesn't charge me rent. :)

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SquirrelsHolt

Good afternoon Mr.D and Midge 🀴🐢 !! Loving your rhyme, you are one very clever girl Midge and a lucky girl to have Mr.D. as your best buddie.

Pills, pills and more πŸ’Šcapsules/pills. Then there's the bloomin' Devil pills we really don't want to take but the little Devils do keep us from occupying a πŸ₯πŸ›Œ hospital bed! Nice to be reassured that you both look after one another. So the two girls aren't full of sniffs and sneezes, left in the campervan all alone,lol πŸ˜‚ .πŸ’•

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cofdrop-UK

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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Patsy164

Love it Don x

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pegbl

Brilliant again πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xxx

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soul-123

Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down Midge and Don xxx

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Izb1

Another laugh out loud from me Don xx

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Dilly2

HaHa is that why Don always seems to have a waggy tail

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SORRELHIPPO

I remember one of the few winters my parents spent in England. Dad smoked a pipe and coughed, I had asthma and wheezed and coughed, Mum also had a black pug that wheezed. First thing every morning she lined us up and gave us all a spoon of cod liver oil + malt, no change of spoon between doses (dog last thank goodness).

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majjiβ€’ in reply toSORRELHIPPO

Oh I used to love cod liver oil and ate jars of malt right up until March of this year, one of my absolute favourites - Yummy!

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Izb1β€’ in reply tomajji

My daughter hated me for insisting that she take a spoonful of cod liver oil and malt every morning but am sure this helped her chest, she always had infections when young . I still take it x

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majjiβ€’ in reply toIzb1

i am sure it did help Izb1 - just a shame more mums don't follow our example :-)

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Izb1β€’ in reply tomajji

I know, most kids nowadays always have so many coughs and colds, it should be the main goto, probably thought of as old fashioned, the good ones always work x

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Jomo46

Where do you get all these ideas. ? I think about trying to reply in rhyme as others do so cleverly but I’m not up to it. Well done one again

X jo

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majjiβ€’ in reply toJomo46

Jomo46

The Cap'n gets most of his ideas from Midge and of course he has a lovely shiny tongue as well - nose is a tad cold too :-)

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Oshgosh

Careful with that Midge,yours will be more e xpensive than yours

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Oshgosh

Sorry. Midge ,mean to type yours will be more e pensive than his.

The site won’t let me edit it.

Hope you and Don are ok

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Caspiana

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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kpm346

Good one Don, just make sure that you don’t start barking ha ha love your poems. Always a chuckle.

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Croydonia

So funny Don, you both seem to be doing well on each other’s tablets!

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watergazer

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Shirleyj

πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒDo you have a nice shiny coat Don x

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Woof woof!

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Jaybird19β€’ in reply to

Don they say people grow to look like their pets, but not to sound like them !

Have we had a photo of midge ?

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Quite a few photos, one of her in action is here: healthunlocked.com/blf/post....

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Jaybird19β€’ in reply to

I would appreciate a front view more!

I liked her visitor. Her fame must have spread far and wide to attract such a handsome admirer.

Lovely

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There are lots of photos of her on the site, here's one of the front end.:

healthunlocked.com/blf/post...

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Jaybird19β€’ in reply to

Yes i do like that Deep I wonder what she is thinking?

Probably her next meal!

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Kittykat2

Brilliant πŸ’•x

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