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My boss is quite a clever chap

But there's one thing that he lacks

A basic understanding

Of some simple doggie facts

We dogs all love our masters

And try to do what's right

Behave ourselves most of the time

Never get into a fight

We don't mess inside the house

But wait till we're outside

And when we feel not wanted

We just go away and hide.

But one thing that he's never grasped

Is just this one command

What is it about 'dog treats'

That he doesn't understand?

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sassy59

Don’t give up Midge he’ll get the message soon. Xxx 🀣🀞🏼😘

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annienell

Wonderful as usual Don! I'm sure we all sympathise with Midge - that look is quite clearly saying 'treats now, please' :)

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Hacienda

Just look at her Gorgeous Face, How could you not give in. You keep that Look for your Dad Midge, He may give you an Ice Cream. mmmm nice. xxx

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Pantani

You need to train him better Midge. Our dog Bella has trained us all to deliver πŸ• treats on command.πŸ˜‹

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skischool

Listen Midge and listen well i'll only tell you this one time

When you are a little four legged friend it doesn't do to whine

Just wait until he is comfy preferably laying on his bed

Pounce,strike whilst the iron is hot and land upon his head

This may seem rather drastic and you have a hill to climb

But us cats are very good at this and it works every time

So come tomorrow morning when you have practised this a bit

Those treats will appear like magic whilst he shouts for you to sit. :)

Love from Scruff's x

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HungryHufflepuffβ€’ in reply toskischool

Here’s a tip for Midge and Scruffy Cat

When you’re a sheep and really quite fat

If your servant ignores your pitiful look or bleat

You can stamp with your 100kilos on their unsuspecting feet.

(That’ll get their attention)

Baaaaa πŸ‘

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skischoolβ€’ in reply toHungryHufflepuff

Only 96 kilos to go says Scruff's in training. :) x

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HungryHufflepuffβ€’ in reply toskischool

That’s why you need more snacks Scruffs ! πŸ‘πŸ‘

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Oh my! Oh my! It’s Scruff the cat with character and her quiet slave! Will do. 😺🐢 Midge xx

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Oshgoshβ€’ in reply toskischool

My cat sits on my head. Mainly, I ignore him and just sleep with him on my head.

He’s quite heavy

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Jaybird19

Lovely! I recognise that pleading look on Midges doggy face. Are you depriving her ? She definitely thinks so

Twinkle knows when and at what times he gets them and he batters my ears until I comply. Aren’t they just adorable.πŸ’–

Midge is very photogenic, is she thinking of doing glamour shots?

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You should see her first thing in the morning before she puts her make-up on. She has a good photographer.πŸ™„x

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You are wicked Don. It's a good job we know you are joking.🐢

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Izb1

How could you not love that little face, she so deserves a treat, come on Midge give him a push x

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OOB_Tigger

Aww, poor deprived Midge. All petsknow there are NEVER enough treats. We have a rescue dog, he's on a week's foster to adopt. He arrived on Saturday. Think there is quite a history with him so taking it very slowly and rewarding with treats. His favourite is fresh chicken!

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Congratulations. One lucky dog there. πŸ˜€x

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Photos please 00B_Tigger. πŸ“Έ

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Don't know how to attach a photo

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RoadRunner44

Oh, I like it Don. They always raise a smile as this one did. Chrys

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Oshgosh

Midge,your poetry skills are brilliant

We are very well trained on the dot at 7.30pm our dog sits and stares at either me or my husband till we get up and get his treat x

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Perfect! Does he stare at one of you more than the other ? πŸ˜€x

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Yes my husband he’s a softer touch than me plus he gives 2 treats to my 1 but I have Max’s waistline to think about with age he can’t take too many treats same as us all unfortunately

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watergazer

Aww look at that face - how can you not give that little one treats. X

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I try to limit what she gets so that her weight stays fine.

But I have to be so careful, else she'll start to limit mine!

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corriena

πŸ˜„πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸΆ

I think they should be called demands not treats 😁

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Shirleyj

πŸ˜„πŸΆπŸΆX

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Amanda3011

Awww Midge remind the boss where the treats are kept and he might get the hint πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. You are so cute how can he resist πŸ₯°

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megshafer

Midge you are just the cutest.....you deserve many treats.

Be good.....take care of Don......and you too!!

πŸΆπŸΆπŸΆπŸΆπŸΆπŸΆπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž

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lorianxiety

once again ,another treat for the human-kind-great

1

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grannyk3

What an adorable picture! She truly appears to be confiding in us her frustrations.πŸΆπŸ—

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Croydonia

How could you resist that lovely doggy face!

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By looking at that fat doggy tum! πŸ˜‰

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