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A word into your ear-hole

My dear old Mr Don

In fact now that i think of it

It might be more than one.

The treats that you've been giving me

Are nowhere near enough

For being your long term buddy

Is really rather tough

So might I now suggest to you

To even up the score

When you put your online order in

You get a great deal more

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BionicLady profile image
BionicLady

Good morning Don-1931,

Your dog Midge means business hey ๐Ÿคฃ

Have a good day and thank you for the smashing poem and humour, brilliant!

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Caspiana

Lovely picture Don . xx ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜

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sassy59

Thatโ€™s you told Don. Get those extra treats ordered. Lol. Stay safe xx ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ

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Yes Ma'am, very good Ma'am, right away Ma'am. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜˜x

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RoadRunner44

Go, spoil him Don, he deserves it! Xx

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She thinks she does. ๐Ÿ˜‰xx

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Jaybird19

Love it Don you really must listen more to Midge !

thanks for laugh again

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Oshgosh

I love the picture Don.hav a good day.

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OOB_Tigger

Now then Mr Don, your Midge is giving Jasper ideas. He's certainly got his little paws under the table, now demanding more treats! I'll have to up the Sainsbury's order ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ He deserves it, after what he's been through; so does Midge, your faithful companion. Don't worry too much about middle age spread - more playtime to counteract the calories ๐Ÿคฃ Take care, stay safe. Jackie and Jasper xx

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Love the picture Don, looks like Midge is determined. Have a good day and stay safe ๐Ÿ˜Š Bernadette and Jack xxxx ๐ŸŒˆ

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Kristicats

Aww ,go on then just a few more Cx

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skischool

"How's about a government box" said Midge in her masters ear

"Cos i am feeling vulnerable and missing my treats you hear

They do them for some needy folk who can't get to the shops

So maybe as a qualifying dog i will get my favourite drops?

Government funded treats for us canines sounds sensible to me

So come on Don pop on the interwebby thing and register for me". :) x

โ€ข in reply toskischool

Ho ho! You are getting good at this rhyming malarkey. ๐Ÿ˜‚x

Happy Day to you Midge and Don :D

At time of pandemic, treats are essential :)

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Angelagone

Lovely picture and poem. It has become one of the small pleasures of my day reading about you and Midge. Keep them coming. Xx

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That's nice to hear. ๐Ÿ˜Šx

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HungryHufflepuff

I know that feeling Don ๐Ÿ˜

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Dilly2

Looks like midge is cleaning the wax out of your ears making sure you heard. What a clever๐Ÿถ.

โ€ข in reply toDilly2

So long as she doesn't expect me to do the same for her.๐Ÿ˜ฎ

And no Dreamies, they're for cats!

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Dilly2

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Oshgosh profile image
Oshgosh

Have just re read this post.

It made me laugh even more.

Midge,your talents are developing.

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SORRELHIPPO

Great picture, I am the one, arguing with myself about the treats on the Sainsburys order, always go on the night prior delivery, and try to make myself remove the sweet stuff, such as cheesecake.

Toby (a.k.a. Mr T) says I quite agree

the same thing is happening to me.

We work hard, life is really tough

and one bag of goodies is not enough.

Get on the phone and order me more

I will wait over here by the front door.

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Makes you want to laugh doesnโ€™t it. All these poor under fed doggies, most grossly over fed, trying to pull our heart strings with their funny poems. ๐Ÿ˜‚

And then there's the pleading eyes. Very hard to resist !

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Shirleyj

Oh Don, my shopping is being delivered today and one of the unavailable items is a packet of dog chews I'm going to have 2 unhappy girls. (good job I've still got some) ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•xx

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OMG That is terrible! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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watergazer

Aww love the photo. Dogs can be so persuading. I miss my canine cuddles and licks Love reading about Midge and her tricks. Hope you order more treats next time x

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She has plenty. Just greedy, Iโ€™ve warned her about her figure. ๐Ÿ™„

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joyce74

Lovely Photo , clever ๐Ÿ• midge

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SquirrelsHolt

Good morning Mr.D and Midge, I'm siding with Midge ๐Ÿถ and his meager amounts of treats. Mr.D. just be bold and double the order not because you'll then give Midge double but just a few more ..... don't you think๐Ÿค”! Oh and what are his favourite treats. Our Hazel ๐Ÿ• likes Boneos and those toothie chew sticks and all and anything else. She has no cut-off switch so we have to remember she'll happily eat until her tummy hits the floor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Take care, stay safe.x ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒˆ

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