Some advice to my doggy friends
That I'm pleased to have on here
I know you all have owners
Who hold you very dear
But just the same there's many times
When attention is sadly lacking
And you feel you need some way
To give them an emotional whacking
Playing dead is what it's called
It always gets them going
You just lie down there very still
Till you hear them oh'ing and woeing
Then jump up and wag your tail
And look all full of vim
Unless of course they don't care much
And stick you in the bin