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The Visitor - by Midge

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Last week we had a visitor

A Yorkshireman was he

He also was a terrier

Just the same as me.

But he was so much smaller

And I'm not very big

I thought that we could still be friends

And he'd join me in a dig

But I don't think that will happen

He wasn't any fun

Because he got all angry

When I went to sniff his bum

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HungryHufflepuff

Poor Midge! Well it’s his loss. And you’re a great poet. 👍

in reply toHungryHufflepuff

Nah! I just have great readers. 😁👍 (It's 'her' BTW)

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HungryHufflepuff in reply to

Sorry Midge I know you're a lady, I meant it's your visitor's loss. 🐶🐾

in reply toHungryHufflepuff

🤔🙄

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RoadRunner44

I don't know how you do it Don but it makes me chuckle every time!

in reply toRoadRunner44

Neither do I RR and it isn't wise to question it too closely. 😉

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cofdrop-UK

😃😃😃 xxxx

🤗

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sassy59

Oh Midge, never mind, there’s plenty of other friendlier dogs out there. You just need to sniff out the right one.

Well done Don xxxx 😍😀😍

in reply tosassy59

I always get a laugh in return from Carole. 🤣😘x

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sassy59 in reply to

I try Don. Xxx 😂😘💖

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Hacienda

Brilliant, So Apt for all our Doggies. My Princess, says it's ok to Sniff Bum, but go near my face and I'll Yap in yours to our Family Staffie (Beautiful old Boy), They are both Gummy. xx

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O2Trees

Love it :) :D :)

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Kittykat2

Always that last line.......😅😅😅x

in reply toKittykat2

Getting punch drunk? 🤣x

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Izb1

As Kittykat says, its always the last line ha! 😄😄😄😄

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pegbl

😂😂😂😂xxxx

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JANET127

LOLLOLLOL Your poetry always puts a smile on my face!Janet127

in reply toJANET127

Good, that’s the spirit! 😘

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Sandyeggo

Oh just brilliant! 👏 👏👏👏👏 BRAVO, I’m with you Midge if you couldn’t get a good wiff of his behind never fear another one will be along shortly-plenty of pups in the park kinda like fish in the sea- love you show LOL

in reply toSandyeggo

🐾🐾🐾🐾 💩Oooops sorry. Don come and pick this up.🙄

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Sandyeggo in reply to

I don’t think SHE would’ve pooped on my reply but if that’s YOUR opinion- whatever I don’t claim to be a poet

in reply toSandyeggo

I think it was the excitement of reading your message saying plenty more pups in the park, and she did apologise. I was looking for something to go with the paw prints, bad choice, but I did pick up. 😀

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Sandyeggo in reply to

She’s a Jack Russel Terrier isn’t she? Yup they are a very excitable bunch. We were friends with one a long time ago who wanted to spend the day making her human throw the ball. She use to look at my dog as if she was saying” race ya for it” my girl in her infinite wisdom would look at me with the “ eye roll” yawn and lay down and watch her run😂

in reply toSandyeggo

JRTs are regarded as the comedians of the dog world. 😅

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hoping2improve

😄 more please

I’ll try. 😉

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Corin1950

Well I personally think Midge needs to improve his manners and not be so forward ( even for the sake of a rhyme).

Don, what have you been teaching him?

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Corin

in reply toCorin1950

Midge is a female and thinks bum sniffing is just like shaking hands. So did I, though it's not a practice I follow myself. 🙄

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Corin1950 in reply to

Sorry Don of course she is female. Think I’m losing the plot! She has impeccable taste in George.

Give her a hug from me

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kpm346

Midge don’t take it to hard you were only trying to introduce yourself. You were not to know he was a cranky pot. Better luck next time I am sure there are lots of other boys around. Chin up hey. Big kiss on your nice wet nose.xxx

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Shirleyj

His loss 🐶🐶🐶x

in reply toShirleyj

I don't think she's losing any sleep over him, Shirley. 😉 I notice she perked up a lot when George's photo popped up on the screen.

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Shirleyj

On that is so funny, George would definitely her head 😀😀

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watergazer

🤣 made me smile. x

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