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Came across this today, found it funny, thought you could all do with a laugh.

Just like this.

The cycle goes something like this:

Brain: “Danger!”

You: “What? Where?”

Brain: “There!”

You: “Where?!”

Brain: “Everywhere!”

You: “What?”

Brain: “PANIC! PANIC NOW! NOW! NOW! PANIC NOW! PANIC!”

You: “WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT’S HAPPENING?!”

Brain: “Why are you panicking? Are you in danger!”

You: “Brain, I’m in danger! You have to help me!”

Brain: “What?! You’re in danger?! OH GOD PANIC! PANIC NOW! NOW! PANIC NOW!”

You: “AAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!”

Brain: “Why are you screaming?! Are you in danger?! PANIC PANIC PANIC!”

You: “Why?!”

Brain: “Because you’re in danger!”

You: “I am?! OH MY FUCKING GOD I’M GOING TO DIE!”

Brain: “What’s happening?! Are you okay?! QUICK PANIC IT’S ALL YOU CAN DO!”

You: *Crying* “I don’t know what’s happening!”

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