Came across this today, found it funny, thought you could all do with a laugh.
Just like this.
The cycle goes something like this:
Brain: “Danger!”
You: “What? Where?”
Brain: “There!”
You: “Where?!”
Brain: “Everywhere!”
You: “What?”
Brain: “PANIC! PANIC NOW! NOW! NOW! PANIC NOW! PANIC!”
You: “WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT’S HAPPENING?!”
Brain: “Why are you panicking? Are you in danger!”
You: “Brain, I’m in danger! You have to help me!”
Brain: “What?! You’re in danger?! OH GOD PANIC! PANIC NOW! NOW! PANIC NOW!”
You: “AAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Brain: “Why are you screaming?! Are you in danger?! PANIC PANIC PANIC!”
You: “Why?!”
Brain: “Because you’re in danger!”
You: “I am?! OH MY FUCKING GOD I’M GOING TO DIE!”
Brain: “What’s happening?! Are you okay?! QUICK PANIC IT’S ALL YOU CAN DO!”
You: *Crying* “I don’t know what’s happening!”