Joke but add your own

[Vonus5591]

Geometry is pointless

or

I am on seafood diet

I see it and I eat it

[fauxartist]

I like seafood too....

[CLB1125]

geometry is pointless! Lol good one!! Funny but true.

[CLB1125]

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher

[Vonus5591 in reply to CLB1125]

😂

[Adlon57]

"The difference between a geologist and a genealogist is that one digs in the dirt and sometimes finds artefacts, while the other digs in facts and sometimes finds dirt" -Unknown

[Vonus5591 in reply to Adlon57]

😂

[Vonus5591]

facebook.com/reel/486126317...

[Alpakka123]

What does it mean when your lease an apartment and the washing machine breaks? (this happened yesterday, btw)

Mass hysteria (the current state my husband and I are in) because the landlord needs to enter the apartment tomorrow and the place is a mess!

[Vonus5591 in reply to Alpakka123]

Sorry

But I can laugh with you at the whole ridiculous situation!

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

No, please. That's what I posted it for. I was trying desperately to find another joke for you. I was wracking my brain. I even asked my husband if he remembered which book one of the jokes I like is in (I'll post if I find it, btw). And then voila! I found it as my husband and I were running around like chickens with their head cut off. Not a joke really, but ridiculous in a funny sense. The landlord might not even care that the apartment is a mess.