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Brian had an awesome Monday joke :) Time for Tuesday jokes! Here's one of my faves:

A grasshopper walks into a bar. He goes up to the bar, the bartender smiles and says, "Hey there! Grasshopper -You know, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at him in surprise and says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"πŸ¦—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ¦—

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Haha..good one!

Why did the cranberry turn red?

It saw the turkey dressing!

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πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜‚LOVE IT

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What did the ghost say to the bee?


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Omg that's a good one- TY for making me laugh out loud!!! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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I heard that one on Ellen's show..I love it! Love, peace, light, joy and hugs!

wa ha ha ha gotta find more from this guy he's a RIOT!!

How did I miss this guy? I thought I knew all the crude, raw, comics?!?

Haha he reminds me don’t always take things seriously but might offend some people....oops..there’s loads more of his stuff on you tube .enjoy your evening

A swindler, a misogynist and a politician walk into a bar... Bartender says:

"What will it be Mr. President?"

ooooooh that's a good one- love it! πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

You can't be talking about his sphinx joke are you? Lol

Ha ha!! Puns are the greatest, purest form of humor!

Let’s do Thursday edition! ;>

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