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POST YOUR BEST TUESDAY JOKE !!

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Brian had an awesome Monday joke :) Time for Tuesday jokes! Here's one of my faves:

A grasshopper walks into a bar. He goes up to the bar, the bartender smiles and says, "Hey there! Grasshopper -You know, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at him in surprise and says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"πŸ¦—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ¦—

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Haha..good one!

Why did the cranberry turn red?

It saw the turkey dressing!

Love, peace, light, joy & hugs!

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πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜‚LOVE IT

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What did the ghost say to the bee?

Boo-bee!

Love, peace, light, joy & hugs!

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Omg that's a good one- TY for making me laugh out loud!!! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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I heard that one on Ellen's show..I love it! Love, peace, light, joy and hugs!

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youtu.be/RE8_OHiuCo4

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wa ha ha ha gotta find more from this guy he's a RIOT!!

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youtu.be/y5IaNflpGvI

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How did I miss this guy? I thought I knew all the crude, raw, comics?!?

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Haha he reminds me don’t always take things seriously but might offend some people....oops..there’s loads more of his stuff on you tube .enjoy your evening

A swindler, a misogynist and a politician walk into a bar... Bartender says:

"What will it be Mr. President?"

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ooooooh that's a good one- love it! πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

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ChicagoGirl1961

You can't be talking about his sphinx joke are you? Lol

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Ha ha!! Puns are the greatest, purest form of humor!

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Let’s do Thursday edition! ;>

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