One girl, the one i will never forget by rejecting me for her NYE party because i was "too negative" and i had to be with drunk mom calling me a drug addict for taking meds, bought an appartment and left her accommodation and didn't tell me even though she promised. I was always there for her.Another one i was always there for, just wants to hang out with her boyfriend and dissmissed me.
So i feel free to share something of hers that i find funny.
Graduating : "Okay, guys, now we're psychologists"
Girl 2 : "Well, i had enough time being a pathient "
Girl 1 after taking me to the swimming pool : It turned out I'm not pregnant
Me : Well, im glad to hear that for the second time this month, seems like you're slowly starting to learn how biology works and that hearing this twice is ridiculous
Girl 1 : i just have a disease
Me, who just went to the pool with her : 💀
Girl 1 : And im late for work, you go home on ur own
The sun, my sunburn, deorientation, busses, agoraphobia: 💀
No proper friends