Just some Monday humor to start the week

[Jrick34]

"Two patients who are in an insane asylum try to escape by leaping over to the adjoining building. The first patient makes it across, but the second patient is afraid that he will fall. The first patient gets an idea and says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll just shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me". But the second patient says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!" Even if you just smiled reading this then that's good enough for me lol. Love you guys and don't give up!

[Roxylox]

My sometimes weird and darkish sense of humour did appreciate this, thanks. Do keep up the jokes, much needed here!

[Isinatra in reply to Roxylox]

I second your motion.🤝

[piano1950 in reply to Isinatra]

3rd here.i am cracking up

[piano1950 in reply to piano1950]

PS..keep them comin'

[Beevee]

I went to see about joining a yoga class. The teacher asked if I was very flexible so I told her that I couldn't make Tuesdays...

[Jrick34 in reply to Beevee]

I literally spit out my coffee lol

[Beevee in reply to Jrick34]

Result! 🤣

[Beevee]

We had a lovely eastern european cleaner but had to let her go after the first day because it took her more than 4 hours to vacuum a few stairs. Turns out she was a Slovak...

[piano1950 in reply to Beevee]

I had to think for a second.love it

[BTCCET]

A little bit of humour is always welcome, thank you 👍

[propjock]

We have this woman in our therapy group, she thinks she's a chicken. Scratches the ground with her feet, makes clucking noises during meetings. We've thought about really pressing her to get professional help, but decided not to. Selfish, I know, but we're really enjoying the fresh eggs every week.

[Jrick34 in reply to propjock]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Isinatra in reply to propjock]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

[piano1950 in reply to propjock]

😁

[piano1950 in reply to propjock]

😆😆😆😆so funny..

[Hb2003]

My favorite movies to watch during Ramadan is the hunger games and fast and furious 🤣🤣

[Nothing_but_books]

While robbing a home a burglar hears someone say "Jesus is watching you."

He is startled, until he realizes it is just a parrot repeating something he heard.

The burglar asks the parrot "What is your name little birdie?"

The parrot answers "Moses".

"What kinda person names their parrot Moses?" asks the burglar.

The parrot replies "The same kind of man that names his rottweiler Jesus."

[Jrick34 in reply to Nothing_but_books]

🤣🤣🤣 i like that!

[piano1950 in reply to Nothing_but_books]

now I know, do not read these jokes while drinking. this is great 😄😂😂

[Rafiki11]

These jokes are terrible!! 🤣🤣🤣

[piano1950]

thanks Jrick... am grinning from ear to earits great

😁

[piano1950]

😄👍

[Isinatra in reply to piano1950]

Thanks for bringing this post back up. I had a good laugh all over again. 😁

[Adlon57]

Doh!🤔🤔🙄😆😆