Well, mine finally came through, far later than it should have. I am now signed up with Expressions gym, which not only applies to a massive leisure centre with an Olympic pool split into three so I can swim whenever I want with no kids flinging themselves about, but also to my nice little local pool in case I'm not feeling up to the 30+min bus ride (general public anxiety, ugh).
Said referral gets you a discount on the membership for the first six months, then if you're on PIP, DLA or similar, show them a letter and you'll get the concessions discount after that. It also gets you a consultation with a personal trainer, who does all your measurements and comes up with a plan to suit what you think you can manage, which is reviewed at six and twelve weeks.
My measurements were pretty much as expected, though I'm apparently 2lbs lighter on their scales than my own, even though I weigh myself naked at home and was expecting clothes to make me weigh more. I had 47% body fat, which is crap in itself considering before my fibro kicked in I was at 28%. I put this into my Fitbit log today, and it came up with the separation between muscle and fat: 9.1 stone lean, 8.1 stone fat.
8.1 stone of fat. I have friends who weigh 8 stone. I am carrying around the weight of A WHOLE OTHER PERSON, in fat. If you've ever watched My 600lb Life and seen the surgery scenes where they literally cut off child-sized chunks of flesh and dump it on a table... Yeah. Not great.
I've previously complained about people half my body weight who whine about being horribly fat and OMG look at the (tiny) rolls I have on my belly (I can only chalk this up to dysmorphia, and as much as I want to sympathise, it's bloody irritating to someone who near enough has their own gravitational pull). Seeing that statistic pop up has just made me even more determined to sort myself out.
I still don't want to lose 8 stone, though. I'm so used to being big that it would just be weird, and I hate shopping. I just want to be able to fit into my flouncy goth stuff and my purple trousers again and I'll be happy