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for those of you who have been told “there’s nothing wrong with you because your labs are all normal…”

January 4th, 2011 · Funny Bones

THE SYNTHROID SONG by Perry Ross

(sung to the tune of ‘Home on the Range’)

Oh give me a jab,

send the tubes to the lab,

The results will come back then we’ll see,

The numbers will show,

All that we need to know,

Oh I so hope that they all will be

(chorus)

In The Normal Range,

Though my symptoms are not better yet,

My throat’s got a frog,

and my brain’s in a fog,

But my doctor just bought a Corvette.

(chorus)

Oh please let me be,

Where the labs all agree,

Oh yes, that is where I wish to dwell,

My doc says to stick,

with the arithmetic,

And don’t worry about whether I’m well.

(chorus)

In The Normal Range,

Not over, nor under a bit

Your numbers are fine,

so it’s all in your mind,

Even though you’re still feeling like shcrap.

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Wonderful. Every GP should have one !!!!!

Jackie

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lol! xxx

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I could accompany with untuned fiddle, if only my shoulder would unlock, and we could go busking! :-)

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You haven't heard my singing voice...HaHa

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