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A little chuckle for a Monday morning 😂

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Sorry if this is inappropriate for the forum!

Today I attempted to gather blood for my first private blood test having failed miserably in my first attempt to get enough blood, Medichecks sent another test.

So I read all seasidesusies tips, hydradrated, bowl of warm water, jogged around my little bungalow.

Ready and prepared I stuck the little lancet in and still struggled to get enough. Determined not to be beaten I stood in the lounge swinging my arm windmill style around a few times. This did the trick…………standby there’s more!

Went out walked the dogs, came home an hour later and sat down with a lovely hot coffee. I looked to my left out of the window and noticed a little red speck on my window sill. 🧐what’s this I thought? Wiped it with my finger and realised that yes, you’ve guessed it my blood 🩸. I looked around the newly painted pale grey lounge with a growing realisation of horror/amusement. My Farrow and Ball Elephants Breath was now splashed with speaks of 🩸 on two walls!!!!! 😂🤦‍♀️

Schoolgirl error……..be warned

PS it did wipe off

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SeasideSusieRemembering

I did that in the bathroom once, only the once, learnt my lesson 🤣

Good to hear it wiped off 😊

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SarahJane1471 in reply toSeasideSusie

Just came home and spotted more on the ceiling 🤦‍♀️😂😂

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RedAppleAdministrator in reply toSarahJane1471

Post a pic on instagram, spotted ceilings might become a new fashion 🤣🤣

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Chasing-rainbows

Lol, this made me laugh!

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tattybogle

SarahJane1471 ...... hope you're not planning on going away ........ if you go missing now , the forensic evidence will suggest you've been murdered in your living room .

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SarahJane1471 in reply totattybogle

I’m a retired police officer 🤷‍♀️😂I know how do delete the evidence 🧐

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tattybogle in reply toSarahJane1471

That's alright then ... when you've finished .. please come round here and delete mine too ... my cat is in serious danger of 'going missing'.

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SarahJane1471 in reply totattybogle

Ah yes I know your sort 😉

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Imaaan in reply totattybogle

Loool

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Imaaan

All is well that ends well with a lil chuckle ;)

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