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IBS is a horrible thing

Nothing at all to make you grin

You might feel ok happy and calm

But then it will strike and cause you alarm

A pain in the gut that don’t go away

It can hurt so bad it will stop your day

Toilet oh toilet where can one be

Sweat on the forehead waiting to see

You rush through the door hoping it’s clean

Locking behind you so your not seen

Oh IBS please don’t you start

When you sat down it was only a fart

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3443Ness

Thanks for making me smile 😊

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Boxroad in reply to3443Ness

We sometimes need something to smile about

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3443Ness in reply toBoxroad

Definitely do

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Readmeastory

😃 been there many times 😀

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KC2906

Made me laugh out loud brilliant

Thank you Boxroad… A ‘spot on’ observational poem and a giggle all in one! The perfect start to a Saturday.

Have a great day… Lorn 🤗

Made me laugh. Well done and hope everyone has a good day

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Gardenlover2020

So true , and me smile 😊

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OldTimer74

Yeh, made me laugh but was it wet or dry 😀

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Boxroad in reply toOldTimer74

Watery lol

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OldTimer74 in reply toBoxroad

😂😀

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Charlieandtom

Ha ha 🤣😂😅 that's real comedy gold put a big Big smile on my face in fact made me laugh out loud well done you thank you so much for sharing your poem lol xxx

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Boxroad in reply toCharlieandtom

I think we need to laugh at it so it knows it’s not won lol anyone who has it will know how it feel when your out and looking for a toilet and they are so dirty it makes you feel worse than you did before,. you could find one with no lock and the next thing some other IBS suffer reverses in and plonks theirselves down on your lap.

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Charlieandtom in reply toBoxroad

Ha ha so funny but what about the stench of dirty toilets lol

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Kdw1

Oh my god so funny 😆

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