The old stapler trick

[Fags1]

In order to take my mind off cravings, I take a regular stapler and pop a staple through one of my cheeks whenever I feel an urge.There is some swelling and discoloration,a reasonable expected amount of discomfort and pain, early signs of septicemia and gangrene, it hurts when I laugh, yodel or honk and my face involuntarily points to magnetic north at all times. However, day 15 and no fags. I must be doing something right.

Fags

[andi22]

Do you ramble on like this when you go down the pub?

[Fags1]

I'm barred from every pub within a fifteen mile radius:0

[busker 2 YEAR WINNER]

must be difficult finding staple friendly pubs..Well done 16 days smoke free...fantastic stuff...keep that stapler loaded......best of luck to you.......

[tomc LONG TERM WINNER]

You ever tried a nail gun??

Just nail your hands together so you cant pick up your fags,Fags you can still drink a pint through a straw!!

At least you wont be smoking!!!.