I was in a restaurant at the weekend and the waiter came over and asked whether I was ready to order.
I told him that way wife was in the ladies.
He asked whether I knew what she was having?
I said “well she has been in there for about ten minutes so probably a number 2”
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Man in hospital after an operation.
He shouts out " Nurse"
Yes Mr Brown whats the matter?
Nurse are my testicles black?
Nurse lifts up the sheet and looks and says no all fine.
Matron walks past
Matron the man shouts ,
Yes Mr Brown what is the matter?
Matron are my testicles black?
Matron peeps under the sheets looks and say no.
Now Mr Brown is getting frustrated.
Doctor doing his rounds.
Ah! doctor shouts Mr Brown.
Yes Mr Brown whats your problem?
Doctor are my testicles black?
Doctor looks at him and says Mr Brown ,please put your dentures in
I cant understand you.
Mr Brown puts his dentures in.
Then he says doctor are my test results back?
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😂😂😂 Brilliant!!
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😂😂😂😂 I've just number 1'd myself after reading this!! I couldn't have waited on for any longer.. Ahhhh! 🙈🤣
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