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My new trousers keep me from straying

I am no longer able to get to the shops as my novel new anchorage trouser attachment has rendered my legs useless as I can achieve no traction or make any contact with the floor to enable me to walk anywhere. Although somewhat extreme, the method does have some merits as I haven't smoked for almost 8 months now. I am currently working on a hat with similar properties and hope to have this ready to wear for national wheelbarrow day or as a surprise for Keith Chegwins birthday.

Just when you though it was safe to go back in the water.............


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Ha ha ha! :)


Oh Fags, how proud am I of you... Still two weeks behind and totally delighted I never caught ya up :-) I too often visit this site often from a ditance. Fags its people like you that got me through the worst with your amusing funny reads... I'm glad you're well, I do hope Mrs Fags has escaped the fridge and all the interesting characters of world are smiling... Looking out for the new healthly on Brighton seafront... I'm so proud of u xx


Fags , You just crack me up pal :D :D :D