Apparently Gilbert O'Sullivan is getting rid of the paved area outside his house.
A lawn again, naturally..
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Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take..
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I was walking down the road this morning and some bloke threw a lump of cheese at me. I said to him that's not very mature.
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Did you hear the one about the stamp collecting irish dancer?
He was called Michael Philately…..
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.I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tescos complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.
I think he had A wrecked aisle dysfunction
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I must be doing good financially, just got a letter from my bank saying my Balance is outstanding!.
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Two Monkeys getting in the bath.
One says 'Ooo, ooo, ooo, ahh, ahh, ahh'
the other one says 'Well put some more cold in then' 😊.
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.my mate is torn between two lovers.
One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry.
He's nor sure if he should marry for batter or for verse.
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The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to Marnie and Madbunny 😊😊😘 ( joke girls xx)
Had a very unlucky day you make me laugh thank you
Sorry to hear that Hiba, what happened? Xx
Well I was late for my pottery class or ceramics class and then in US history I was pushing a table and it hit me real hard 😖
So when you were pushing the table, did you damage your pottery and ceramics so much, that they were history???, 😊 seriously, sorry to hear that, tomorrow is another day and I am sure it will be a good one for you. 😘
No it hit me I the noggin
Hope your head is ok Hiba, promise tomorrow will be better 😘xx
Oh no poor you. 😞