Ok they are bad ! 😊

[Bazzak]

Apparently Gilbert O'Sullivan is getting rid of the paved area outside his house.

A lawn again, naturally..

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Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.

Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take..

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I was walking down the road this morning and some bloke threw a lump of cheese at me. I said to him that's not very mature.

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Did you hear the one about the stamp collecting irish dancer?

He was called Michael Philately…..

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.I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tescos complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he had A wrecked aisle dysfunction

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I must be doing good financially, just got a letter from my bank saying my Balance is outstanding!.

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Two Monkeys getting in the bath.

One says 'Ooo, ooo, ooo, ahh, ahh, ahh'

the other one says 'Well put some more cold in then' 😊.

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.my mate is torn between two lovers.

One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry.

He's nor sure if he should marry for batter or for verse.

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The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to Marnie and Madbunny 😊😊😘 ( joke girls xx)