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Not Quite a Christmas Joke....

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Dear All,

Make you smile, I hope.... A young Polar Bear goes up, to his Mother "Mummy am I really a Polar Bear?". "Of course you are Baby" replies his Mum. Next he askes his Father the same question, and receives, much the same reply. Unconvinced, the youngster, asks the question to his Siblings "yes" they all confirm "we Are Polar Bears".

Still unsure the, the 'little one', once again asks his Mother "Are you certain that I'm a Polar Bear?" "Yes, you are, Darling" replies the mother patiently "why do you keep asking?". "Well if I, really AM, a Polar Bear..... Why Am I so COLD!"

Hope I raised a smile....

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It did raise a smile and thank you Andrew :)

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