Just a few 'Giggles', for you... A young boy is given a fish, for his birthday. A few weeks later someone, asks him, "Have you taught, your Fish, any 'Tricks'". "Oh Yes" replies, the boy excitedly "I've taught it 'How To Swim'"😊.
Do you know why the Aircraft came down on someone's home? Because his little boy Left The Landing Light On😀.
They say, that Children 'Brighten' a home.... It's true, they NEVER TURN THE LIGHTS OFF😁
A Mother, and Daughter, are talking. Mother askes, her Daughter, "How much do you 'love' me?" "All the way to Australia" replies the girl "and how much do you 'Love' me Mummy". "I 'Love' you ALL the way, to The Moon" replies her Mother. The Child seems unimpressed "Well that's not 'very far', I mean Australia, is the Other Side of the Earth.... The Moon is 'only just' over there" says the child Pointing out the window😂.
Well it HAD to be.... Elephant Jokes... (sorry)
How do you get an Elephant into a Refrigerator? Easy open, the 'fridge' and put it in😋. How do you get another Elephant in? Equally easy, put the Second Elephant into the Freezer Box😄. How do you get a Tiger into that Fridge? You Can't.... It's FULL of Elephants🤣.
A Little Girl runs into her Mother, clearly upset..... "Mummy, Mummy, MUMMY, I just hurt my toe...." The Mum picks her up, and cuddles her, before asking "Oh Dear, what on?" To which the child replies "My FOOT!!!"😋
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Two Fish are swimming along, when they 'crash' into a Brick Wall. One, turns to the other, and says "Oh Dam!😁". Two Fish are practicing their Singing, unfortunately they had 'Trouble' with their SCALES😄….
There are two prawns, one called Terry, and the other Christian. One day the Fairy Godmother, of Prawns, comes along and offers them both a Wish each. Christian says that he 'Is Quite Happy, Thank you', however Christian says that he 'Would Like To Be A SHARK'. This obviously Scares😱 'Ten Barrels' out of Christian who spends the Entire twenty-four hours (that the spell works for) hidden under a rock😰.
The following day Terry, by now, no longer a shark goes to find his Friend. He spots Christian, well concealed in a Choral Reef. "It's alright" he calls over "I'm A 'PRAWN' AGAIN CHRISTIAN"😂.
A Lady walks into a Fish Mongers, with a Cod over her shoulder. "Do you sell 'Fish Cakes'?" enquires the lady "Yes we do" replies the fishmonger. "Oh Good" says the lady, and then pointing to the fish "because it's His Birthday"😋
Do you know I was thinking tomorrow I'll have to see if anyone wants to tell corny jokes from their childhood. You beat me to it. And as you like elephant jokes
What do you do when a herd of elephants coming towards you?
Make a trunk call and reverse the charge
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
Not very pc but ok when I was a kid
What do you call an Irishman with a pair of windows on his head?
Why do Elephants paint, the soles of their feet Yellow? So they can 'Hide' Upside Down, in custard bowls. Have you ever seen an Elephant, in a Custard Bowl? Proves it works😁.
Why do elephants pain, their Toenails, multi coloured? So they can hide in 'Smarty' tubes....Ever seen an Elephant, in a 'Smarty' tube? That 'works' too😋.
Why do Elephant paint their Toenails Pink? So they can hide in Cherry Trees....😂
How do elephant communicate? With 'Trunk' calls🙄.
AndrewT
Here's one I like.
A teacher asks a little boy "Who was the first woman on earth?"
The little boy has no idea, so the teacher tries to help him by saying,
"Think of an apple".
The little boy thinks for a moment and then looks up and says,
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