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True!, I popped down to my barbers to see if he may be in there, getting ready for tomorrow. No luck, but his assistant was.πŸ™‚

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He has a sense of humour that I love 😁

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I'm trying to learn sign language so I can finally tell a joke nobody has heard.

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Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world go by with her cat, Pixie.

One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said,'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?'

The Fairy Godmother replied,' Well, Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'

Cinderella was overjoyed. ' I wish to be extremely wealthy,' she said.

Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Pixie, her cat, jumped off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.

' Oh, thank you, Fairy Godmother,' said Cinderella.

'Is there anything else you might wish for?' asked the Fairy Godmother.

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,'I wish I was young and full of the beauty I once had.'

At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella felt feelings inside her that she had not felt for years.

The Fairy Godmother said,'You have one more wish remaining, what shall you have?'

Cinderella looked at the cat in the corner and said,'I wish to turn Pixie, my cat, into a handsome young man.'

Magically, Pixie underwent a change and then before them, stood a young man with the looks and body that no other man could match.

The Fairy Godmother again, spoke, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life!' and with that she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Pixie looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning, perfect man she had ever seen. Then Pixie walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular arms. He leaned in close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath,

'I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?'

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I asked the Colonel what the lowest rank in the army was.

He said, "It's Private."

I said, "Come on, you can tell me.".

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We all know that Albert Einstein was a Genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a Doctor.

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Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22

You nearly gave me a seizure with the Cinderella joke, I was laughing so hard! I might have ruptured something! ☺🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

😁x hope you are well my Marnie ☺xx

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

I was until you gave me a near seizure! How is the Pilker man today? πŸ˜€πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

I'm fine , no Frank today, he had a dentist's appointment, so had a quiet day xxπŸ™‚

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

BAZZAK can you make a joke about me ?

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toHb2003

That truly is tempting fate! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Give me time 😊😊😊xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Ok but it has to be super funny and it has to have something scary in it I love spooky ness πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

What did Hiba eat while watching a scary movie?

Eye Scream

( I will do better later 😁)

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

zπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Did you get a spot of Pilking in at all? ☺🌸

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ yay there you are!! The picture and Einstein did it for me. 😘

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

I wrote a feminist analysis of 'Frankenstein' for my degree! 😊🌸

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMarnie22

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

I CAN believe that 😊😊😘

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

It's true! My tutor was very impressed and I didn't even have to bribe her!' πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toMarnie22

Wow - that sounds very interesting. Unfortunately, my level is Gene Wilder in the Young Frankenstein 😊

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Yes well, Marnie's tutor was Emily Pankhurst 😊

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Ooh! You show such impressive historical knowledge.......but then you were there at the time......πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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Narwhal10β€’ in reply toMarnie22

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

LOL! I knew nothing about it until I studied it. It's actually a really good read. πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toMarnie22

I’m sure it is and I do like a feminist perspective. I once wrote in a sociology exam about how Jenny von Westphalen financially supported her husband Karl Marx. 😊

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Good one! πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

All we need now, is Madbunny to have done a degree in feminism and we will have a full house!!( clean I hope with the ironing done 😊😊)πŸ™‰πŸ™‰

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

I will not do any chores πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toHb2003

Except for feeding and taking care of pets πŸ˜„ that’s my therapy

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

😁xx

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toHb2003

Good for you. πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMarnie22

πŸ˜„

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

There are oodles of feminists around.......you never know when they will appear! 😁🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

There are a lot of them in my house!!!😊xx

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Great! I hope you are one of them! 😊🌸

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Ever heard the phrase, 'treading on thin ice?' Think on ......πŸ˜‰πŸŒΈ

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

I did that ages ago, and I am still suffering the consequences 😊x

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toMarnie22

He just likes putting his size 9s in !! 😊

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toBazzak

And dinner on the table !! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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What a chauvinist!

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I thought better of you B 😳

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Malmal, they are pilking on me !!!πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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I'm gonna have to leave you all to it, have to go polish my better halfs boots ready for the morning πŸ™„πŸ˜‚

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Narwhal10β€’ in reply to

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Narwhal, why you laughing? It's true, then I have to iron him a shirt and make him some delicious snacks for his elevensies (if there's such a thing these days) and all manner of other chores before I fall down with exhaustion and finally get to glance at my Woman's Realm and drink a much needed cup of tea πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ xx

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Will you marry me Malmal, I might even support Arsenal !!😊😊😘

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It simply wouldn't work! We'd be fighting hammer and cannon in no time, far too much of a north east divide, sorry the answer must be no πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Turned down again, such is my life!!πŸ˜ŠπŸ™„

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply to

😞Sorry, it was the better that tickled me. Yes, there’s elevensies but not threesies. Tea and a magazine - fancy. 🀣I hope you are treated just as well back. 🀣xxx

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Threesies! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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I must have nodded off for a while there and had a curious dream that we were all back in the 1950s, did I say better half? No way! There's no such thingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

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Narwhal10β€’ in reply to

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ but I don’t understand - we only belong in the home (can’t find an emoji for tongue in cheek). 😊

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πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

I'm more a Woman's Weekly girl myself,😊🐰

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Do they even still exist? xx

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

I doubt itπŸ₯΄

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

That sounds like a French aristocrat,Like Monsieur Barrington Ashley 😊😊

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Oh god let’s talk about pastries shall we ? 🀣🀣

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

And what did you have for breakfast? 😁😊

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Coffee with milk 😊 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ no dessert all the lemon meringue pie is gone πŸ˜‚

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Have you got some for tomorrow morning??😁x

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

No πŸ˜”

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toHb2003

I love dessert πŸ’•β€οΈπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Me too πŸŽ‚πŸ°πŸ§πŸ₯§x

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toHb2003

What’s your favourite dessert Hiba ?

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Good question I have lots of them but if I were to pick one it has to be the Katifi😍

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toHb2003

Because it has almond

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Is that Turkish / Greek ?

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

It’s Greek but there’s a middle eastern version 😊

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

I'm sure,I have eaten it in Greece and Turkey and very nice too xx

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toHb2003

Shop bought or home made ?

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Homemade ❀️❀️

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toHb2003

Oh my goodness - πŸ˜‹ sounds delicious. I bet you are lovely and slim as well

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Thanks a lot your so kind except for the fact that my stomach is bloated

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toHb2003

Oh no darling, do you know why that is ? Sounds very painful

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Eating to much bread I have cut down on it maybe during Ramadan my stomach will go back to normal 😊

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Narwhal10β€’ in reply toHb2003

Bread tastes delicious but it can have that effect. See how you go. I’m so sorry lovely but it’s nearly midnight here so I must go to sleep soon. You take good care of yourself and speak tomorrow. Give your brother a cheeky wink from me. 😊

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

I will I promise goodnight my friend

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Narwhal10β€’ in reply toBazzak

Baz, who’s picking on you now ? 😘

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

Omg πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

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springcross

That was really funny Bazzak. x

This whole post was a roller coaster ride... And I loved every second of it πŸ˜‚

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Narwhal10β€’ in reply to

Poor Bazz, we usually tease him mercilessly and he gives as good as he gets. 🀣😊

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Poor Bazz my a- ops sorry - footπŸ˜‚

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Narwhal10β€’ in reply toMadBunny

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ got to be a little bit nice to him. Once in awhile.

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toNarwhal10

It's not Christmas yetπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ°

The Cinderella one really got me πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

On reading at 3 in the morning I wasn't expecting that to say the least 🀯and thought WHAT is this 🀯heart pounding in shock !!whilst pixie lay asleep snug under cover as bit nippy😻Cinderella is my favourite fairy story and your version for me a happy ending, I was half trembling thinking the name bazzak was going to be mentioned so I can sleep peacefully now Cinderella is with the best prince of all prince pixie, and yes neuterd,and thankfully not the neutered bazzak🀫 hence pixie simulator who's let the cat out the bag now 😁😁😁

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

Hang on.....how do you know whether the Baz is neutered or not lol

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Pixie has been secretly messaging Azil and said his dad is like pixie other than pixies good looks and same habits mannerisms etc πŸ€”πŸ†xx

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

Ah....

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I neutered myself after child number 5 !!😊😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I won't ask how😊😘🐰

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Azil texted pixie this whilst under duvet with his dad he's teaching cats to text at the buiseness you've found that he owns πŸ€”πŸ™€

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply to

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Yes they have decided I have to start a new business, Its a new line in trousers called, Pixies pants😊😊

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I heard about them are they similar to the fur socks you wore the other night on the post that was on identical to pixies fur πŸ™€I am just cleaning and doing my chores or I'll get into trouble and I have to make my self look nice as I heard there's a prince about the town called prince pilker πŸ’ƒπŸ€«xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Snowdrops_17 profile image
Snowdrops_17

Excellent πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘

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Sheila_G

🀣🀣🀣

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny

For some reason this didn't appear in my notifications until now so I missed out on all the banter last night πŸ₯΄

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Plain

Thank you for making me laugh today. Take care, keep them coming.

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22

That's jumping to an unwarranted conclusion. Making assumptions based solely on a person's gender is exactly what feminists are fighting against. (Even if it was a joke.) πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbits

Azil is at this moment seeking cuddles from his handsome dad 😊😊😘

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MadBunny

Btw 2 new Bazzak related posts from me...

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Smiler53

Excellent. Loved the cinders one πŸ˜‚ but all very funny.

Big_Dee profile image
Big_Dee

Hello Bazzak

Your jokes are always good, but these were better than average. :)

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBig_Dee

😁x

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Big_Deeβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Hello Bazzak

I f I had been Cinderella, I would have replied to the Prince that "I had you neutered on purpose, I did not want any more children." :)

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBig_Dee

🀣🀣

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mistymolly

Love the photo, absolutely brilliant

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