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The wife and I on holiday in Venice last year!!....

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...

So she hugged me!!!

My mate, said he was going to divorce his wife because she hadn't spoken to him for 3 months.

I said, you should think that over, women like that are hard to find.

What do you instantly know about a well dressed man ?

His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Really good!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

Bazzak, you'd get on so well with my son-in-law! His jokes are as bad as yours! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘

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Is that a complement or an insult ? 🀣xx

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Well my son-in-law's jokes have me howling and groaning in equal measure, just like yours, so I guess it has to be a compliment Bazzak!πŸ‘πŸ€£

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One of my secrets of success (or happiness) is the ability to interpret insults as compliments!

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😁😁

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Choked on my early morning cup of tea! lol πŸ˜€πŸŒˆ

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πŸ˜πŸ€— Thank you Barry, my sun is shining now!🌞

How was your time spent with your little grandson? I am very sure that you both had a wonderful time together. I hope that you did not need to use your umbrella.

I would like to wish you Barry, all your family and all the HealthUnlocked members a very happy (and healthy) new month of September!!

As always best wishes, Tim.

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Thank you Tim,

Yes, had a good time with Frank, he will be 4 on Thursday, how times flies. Love to you and yours, keep safe

All the best Barry

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πŸ‘πŸ˜„ I particularly like the one about clothes.So true!!!

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πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I usually get hubby's clothes because if we go together he goes to every shop and ends up back in the first one!! What he chooses are good it just takes him forever!!!

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If I am honest, since we have been married, which is a long, long time, she has chosen all my clothes. I have no idea what size I am. !!!πŸ€”xx

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πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ typical fella!! I can't moan about Dave as he is my rock. I tell him he should have a halo,, he looks at me As if I've gone potty!! He might be right there πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Couldn’t be better!

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