Ok, I might have my own line in socks, but Charlie has her own Winery !

[Bazzak]

I even tried a bottle last night !!

.I'm reading this horror story in braille,

Something scary is gonna happen I can feel it!

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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up. I am getting tired of these cold calls

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer juggling. He notices they are struggling to see him so stands up on a box so they can get a better view. He turns to each of them in turn and asks if the view is now better. They each answer in turn:

'Yes'

'Oui'

'Si'

'Ja'

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.Q: My child won't eat fish. What can I replace it with?

A: A cat. Cats love fish!

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You guys know about the company from Jamaica making glass bakeware? The Pyrex of the Caribbean.

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I hired a handy man and gave him a list 6 jobs to do round the house. He only did 1, 3 and 5 . It turns out he's only an odd job man 🙉