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Ok, I might have my own line in socks, but Charlie has her own Winery !

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BazzakReading Rabbits
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I even tried a bottle last night !!

.I'm reading this horror story in braille,

Something scary is gonna happen I can feel it!

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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up. I am getting tired of these cold calls

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer juggling. He notices they are struggling to see him so stands up on a box so they can get a better view. He turns to each of them in turn and asks if the view is now better. They each answer in turn:

'Yes'

'Oui'

'Si'

'Ja'

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.Q: My child won't eat fish. What can I replace it with?

A: A cat. Cats love fish!

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You guys know about the company from Jamaica making glass bakeware? The Pyrex of the Caribbean.

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I hired a handy man and gave him a list 6 jobs to do round the house. He only did 1, 3 and 5 . It turns out he's only an odd job man πŸ™‰

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Brilliant as usual, keep 'em coming Bazzak! x

Very funny Bazzak πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ loved the yes we see you. πŸ’“

Did you pay a SONG for your vino ? Don’t SEA it as funny - I might even get the HUMPπŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ€ͺπŸ™ƒπŸ˜˜

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

Love you 😁😘😘

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Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ oh put a CORK in it πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜˜πŸ’“

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MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Where did he HUNT that down I wonder, ICELAND πŸ‘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Sainsburys 😊🍷🍷x

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Could have been Waitrose, not too sure 😊😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Nah they'd probably take one look at you and turn you away 😊😘πŸ₯°

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

You cheeky sausage we/ I shop there on a regular basis 😊😊😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Ours closed down a couple of years agoπŸ₯΄

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Living in Pimlico 😊😊😘

We have 3 Waitrose, 2 Mark's and Spencer's and a multitude of bespoke food shops . And a few sock shops !!😁😘😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

PoshπŸ˜„We've got a Marks and Spencer food store and a few specialist shops but Hertford is generally as cafe and restaurant town these days. Oh -we have several hairdressers. No sock shopsπŸ˜’πŸ˜˜

in reply to Bazzak

Very posh!!

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BazzakReading Rabbits

🀣🀣xx

Omg, where DO you find them, and so early in the day? πŸ˜‚

Excellent πŸ˜‚

Wow! These are the best jokes so far! I’m still laughing! πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆπŸ™πŸ˜»

LOL😁😁😁😁😁😁

Thanks I'm having such a good day anyway and now you've made it even better as always so big 😁from me

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

And one😁 back to you 😘

HilHAIRious as usual πŸ‘πŸ€£

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MadBunny in reply to

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜„

Simply The Best!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

😘 hope you and yours are well Lynne xx

in reply to Bazzak

Thank you πŸ‘πŸ€—πŸ‘πŸŒˆ. Just trying to keep that glass half full

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