I hear Boeing was going to merge with a pogo stick company.
They're going to call it:
Boeing Boeing Boeing.
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I Had A Teacher At School Called Mr Turtle.
Strange Name.
But He Tortoise Well..
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I bought a toilet brush for the next lockdown.....
Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper!!!
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Two sailors are talking:
Sailor A: “I hear fish is good brain food.”
Sailor B: “Yeah, I eat it all the time.”
Sailor A: “Well, there goes another theory!”.
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And for the teachers.
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What do you call Santa’s brothers and sisters? Relative clauses.“
A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Punctuation is important.
A man went into a fish shop and said, “Can I have a tail end, please?”
So the man behind the counter said, ‘And they all lived happily ever after.’
Whoever put the “b” in SUBTLE deserves a pat on the back.
The past, the present and the future all walked into a bar. It was tense
.Double negatives are a big NO-NO.
Teacher: “Name two pronouns?”
Student: “Who, me?
”What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws.
The other is a pause at the end of a clause.
5 vowels, 8 consonants, a comma, and an exclamation mark appeared in court today. They’re due to be sentenced some time next month.
What do you say to comfort a Grammar teacher? There Their They’re.
Never date an apostrophe. They’re too possessive.“
Can I go to the toilet?”
“I don’t know, can you?”
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